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Old 01-09-2004, 12:18 AM   #1
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Spank the monkey

how fast can you spank the monkey

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Old 01-09-2004, 08:07 AM   #2
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You're just not trying, Matt.

362 mph!!!

Here's a tip I stole from the other side. It was to do with golf, but it works for any game that involves hitting. You have to give the object you are going to hit a name. This, apparently, enables you to hit it really hard! Worked for me!
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Old 01-09-2004, 08:21 AM   #3
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Here's the advice, 'from the horse's mouth' as it were (no offence intended - I am not likening the author to a horse, merely using a well-known English idiom):

"Big Bertha = reference to how to relieve stress at the driving range ...take a bunch of clubs, and a basket of golfballs. Now name each golfball. Or perhaps each one could just have one name... up to you. Next whack the golfballs (technical term but you don't have to be a golfer to do this. Believe me ) Try not to hit actual people at the driving range however.
For people who have been a big pain in your life take a big club."

So... NAME YOUR MONKEY!!!
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Getting better! Keep trying! Don't forget to name the monkey!
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428 theres a technique to it youknow
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Think I found the technique
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Old 02-09-2004, 06:29 AM   #7
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You must have a strong wrist action to do that!
you should see me wotk a Jiggle syphon
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so has any1 gone into there settings and speeded up the mouse yet?
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Old 03-09-2004, 09:36 PM   #9
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I' ll give that a try, up to now I've been using the upturned bike and trackball method.

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Old 04-09-2004, 10:20 PM   #10
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so tell me then, how do you cut the page out and post it???? cus i got 700 and something but cant prove it.
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Old 04-09-2004, 10:32 PM   #11
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Old 05-09-2004, 01:19 AM   #12
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No sonic boom
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Old 05-09-2004, 01:48 AM   #13
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I'm afraid that one above is null and void , there is evidence that your computer clock is faulty. therefore it cant calculate the MPH accurately.

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Old 05-09-2004, 01:09 PM   #14
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'may be wrong', it says 'may be wrong', it doesnt say it is wrong!!! And underneath it clearly says 'advertisement'. So it stands!!!
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OK 'maybe' you got 964

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Yep

But you definately only got 470
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