The First Book of Gordon Brown

[Pash 1]

PSALM 2008-2012

GORDON IS MY SHEPHERD, I SHALL NOT WANT.

HE LEADETH ME BESIDE THE STILL FACTORIES.

HE RESTORETH MY FAITH IN THE LABOUR PARTY.

HE GUIDETH ME IN THE PATH OF UNEMPLOYMENT.

YEA, THOUGH I WALK THRU THE VALLEY OF THE BREAD LINE, I SHALL NOT GO HUNGRY.

GORDON HAS ANOINTED MY INCOME WITH TAXES.

MY EXPENSES RUNNETH OVER MY INCOME.

SURELY, POVERTY AND HARD LIVING WILL FOLLOW ME ALL THE DAYS OF HIS TERM.

FROM HENCE FORTH WE WILL LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF OUR LIVES IN A RENTED HOME WITH AN OVERSEAS LANDLORD.

BUT I AM GLAD I AM AN ENGLISHMAN, I AM GLAD THAT I AM FREE, BUT I WISH I WAS A DOG AND GORDON WAS A TREE.

Today's Quote:
"The British grew tired of being thought to be dumb by the rest of the world, so they went to the polls and removed all doubt."

[BluFin]

I think you find it's PSALM 270607-030610

[Pash 1]

Think you'll find its The Book of Revelations Chapter 13

[BluFin]

Woosh over the top

PSALM numbers first day in office - last possible day for election

just over a year to go well 15 moths so that will be around 3.9 million out of work

[motorvator]

Don't bank on the year. He's managed to pass a sneaky bit of legislation through giving him power to delay an election by up to a year in a national emergency.

Wonder what he and Mandy can dream up eh?

[Wayne Kerr]

Don't forget also, there is a tax on petrol hike within the next few weeks,,,, despite his promises not to!

[motorvator]

One for Pash here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94lW6Y4tBXs

Magical!

[motorvator]

And another

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0h9dLMWF4E

and all he can do is smile????????

[cfun]

And yet another you tube masterpiece from yesterday, this gives a complete and massive put down for Brown and polices, it really hammers home the UK is in unfortunately very bad shape

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94lW6Y4tBXs

note how the media deliberately keeps this out the main media domain

[motorvator]

Originally Posted by cfun

And yet another you tube masterpiece from yesterday, this gives a complete and massive put down for Brown and polices, it really hammers home the UK is in unfortunately very bad shape

note how the media deliberately keeps this out the main media domain

Same as the first link I posted. Shame really, could listen for hours to Broon getting pasted

[Pash 1]

Gentlemen, that was quality viewing

And yet, did anyone notice the expression on Gordo's face? he had headphones on (presumably for translation purposes (as he can't understand what everybody is saying) & he was laughing Lets see how funny it will be when he is looking for a Job!
Just shows what an Intellectually Vaqueros lump of Scottish Detritus we have as a PM

[motorvator]

Originally Posted by Pash 1

(presumably for translation purposes (as he can't understand what everybody is saying)

That must have been interesting English to Scottish

"ya fecking muppet, ya gallusses away an bile yer heid ya numpty,ye dinnae ken whit yer talkin aboot ta conomy. Get aff yer erse ya auld weegie bampot. Awa tae **** yer talkin pish. Awa an hae a wash, yi barkit wee minker.

Pensions ya wee burglin' bastart

Haw, see you Broon, yerr a bawbag ya choob. Ah never goat ma check fae the broo, ah'm ****in beelin, so ah um. Yi gallus wee besom, eh'll skelp yir erse!

Gold ya wee burglin' bastart

Gordon Broon, every time I see his coupon, ah wantae boak. Gie's a buster afore ah bust yerr. Aw gonnae clam up, Jimmy, yer gien' us all a sore heid. The dei'l will get ye if ye tell lies! Awa' an' dicht yer neb ye snottery bastard ye. Hinka cumfae cashore canfeh, Ahl hityi oar hied 'caw taughtie.

Taxpayers ya wee burglin' bastart

Ye can sook mah dokey.

[Andy B]

Originally Posted by Pash 1

Lets see how funny it will be when he is looking for a Job!
:

he can always get a job as a liquidator....

[cfun]

Originally Posted by Pash 1

Gentlemen, that was quality viewing
And yet, did anyone notice the expression on Gordo's face?

I just loved it Daniel Hannan rocks, he said it like it is, buggered Briton thanks to the Muppet in power and yea Gordo just grins knowingly, what else could the buffoon do

2 things come to mind to get us out of this mess first extra tax on lawyers perhaps quadrupling it and second every child born will owe 20K so the way out of this is knock up every local woman in your area thus creating 20x the amount of children thereby reducing debt per child to 1K simple ain't it

[Andy B]

Originally Posted by cfun

every child born will owe 20K so the way out of this is nock up every local woman in your area thus creating 20x the amount of children thereby reducing debt per child to 1K simple ain't it

the only problem here is,
they are trying to increase the tax on cheap alcohol, no alco pops, no teenage pregnancies,
which in turn will reduce the numbers of children and increase the level of dept per child
he's got it all covered.

[Ciao]

This is a very serious problem that was helped in part by the fiscal easing after 9/11

The banking system was always teetering on the edge of break down since Long Term Capital Management's demise (97?)

Banks and Politicians thought they could get away with it.

[cfun]

I mean I wouldn't mind so much if the banks had blown all their cash on powerboat sponsorship

[Ciao]

Originally Posted by cfun

I mean I wouldn't mind so much if the banks had blown all their cash on powerboat sponsorship

Some inadvertently did. Honey Party springs to mind.

[Pash 1]

Originally Posted by Ciao

Honey Party springs to mind.

But if you a Banker what better named boat to sponsor

[Pash 1]

Originally Posted by cfun

2 things come to mind to get us out of this mess first extra tax on lawyers perhaps quadrupling it

Just wait until the "Judgement Day" all sins will be laid bare, all mist minas taken into account, we are watching you...