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Old 21-05-2004, 12:57 PM   #1
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The RSPB want a word...

with

-the boat owner who has been spraying peahens to match his new livery...

(the creator meant them to be brown)

AND

-the owner of a BMW-type boat who's been picking off seagulls in the Solent...

(It's supposed to be a rooster tail...not seagull feathers)

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Old 21-05-2004, 01:02 PM   #2
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Solent culls



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(all you have to do is 'acquire' one of them thingies off the bonnet and the world's your oyster (or seagull)...they were made for the job!)

Recommended reading : Jonathan Livingstone Seagull
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Old 21-05-2004, 01:08 PM   #3
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Not sure about the BMW analogy any more!!
Think ferrari would be a better comparison.
So when do I get to see this beast? Are you coming to Littlehampton with us on Sunday?
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Old 21-05-2004, 01:13 PM   #4
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Going to miss Carlos' boat...he's on the point of saying 'goodbye'...

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Old 21-05-2004, 01:26 PM   #5
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shes going tomorrow, subject to sea trials,one last blast tomorrow pm,and nothing to replace it with yet,what have i done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 21-05-2004, 01:35 PM   #6
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he wants to bring his girlfriend a stick her in the back,so i think i will take it easy so i dont put her off the whole idea,...........................................mi nd you i think i said i would take it easy the other weekend
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Old 21-05-2004, 01:38 PM   #7
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Wot ya lookin to get as a replacement?
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still thinking about the backdraft
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Old 21-05-2004, 01:44 PM   #9
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Is your current boat staying local?

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Old 21-05-2004, 01:45 PM   #10
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going to lee on sea ,essex
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going to lee on sea ,essex
it's gonna become a 'slapper' then!...next time you see it it'll be covered in fake gold....and a fake tan
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a 'slapper' then!
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yellow/ gold adornment

and white high hulls....

Sounds familiar

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Old 21-05-2004, 02:42 PM   #13
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He's going to be dead cross

Still, this thread was about protecting birds

...and that includes Essex Girls know wot I mean Mrs. N??????

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Old 21-05-2004, 03:36 PM   #15
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I know I'm an Essex girl but apart from that??? What do I need to be protected from?
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Old 21-05-2004, 07:43 PM   #16
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Missing Bird

Where's the fair Willowkis these days?

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Old 21-05-2004, 10:48 PM   #17
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Read back...

General protection offered to all birds...

Even SarahD needs protection...from OTHER ENGLISH BIRDS!!!

Unbelievable...

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Mrs Jackeen, I am no expert but I really don't think that young laydee needs any protection at all.
She looks fit enough to take care of herself.
Really I wouldnt mess with her and I have messed with fartougher birds than that. :wink:
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I wouldnt mess with her and I have messed with fartougher birds than that. :wink:
Do tell us all about it...

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Old 21-05-2004, 10:54 PM   #19
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Where's the fair Willowkis these days?

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I'm still around.... but have been otherwise engaged... SORRY :wink:
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Awwww Mrs J. In a shy-tastic sorta way.
No.
But keep up with the good work.
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