"The Sea."
(Primary School Kids)
This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight
testicles. (Kelly age 6)
I think sharks are ugly and mean, and have big teeth,
just like Emily Richardson. She's not my friend no more.
(Kylie age 6)
A dolphin breaths through an asshole on the top of
it's head. (Billy age 6)
My uncle goes out in his boat with pots, and comes
back with crabs. (Millie age 6)
When ships had sails, they used to use the trade winds
to cross the ocean. Sometimes, when the wind didn't
blow, the sailors would whistle to make the wind come.
My brother said they would be better off eating beans.
(William age 7)
I like mermaids. They are beautiful, and I like their
shiny tails. How do mermaids get pregnant? (Helen age 7)
I'm not going to write about the sea. My baby brother
is always screaming and being sick, my Dad keeps
shouting at my Mom, and my big sister has just got
pregnant, so I can't think what to write. (Amy age 8)
When you go swimming in the sea, it is very cold, and
it makes my willy small. (Kevin age 6)
When me and Sarah went to the sea side in the summer
holidays, we hid in the sand dunes and watched my big
sister doing it with her boy friend. It was fun. (Lauren age 7)
A submarine goes under the water like a fish, but it
has lots of seamen inside. (Emma age 8)
On holiday my Mom went water skiing. She fell off when
she was going very fast. She says she won't do it
again because water shot up her fanny. (Julie age 7)
When I grow up, I want to be captain of a big ship,
and have lots of sailors. (Valerie age 6)
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