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Old 08-05-2004, 08:00 PM   #1
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Oi 'my mistress' on here?????????????

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Old 08-05-2004, 08:12 PM   #2
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Thats what I like so much about my lover. such a mix of complicated emotions.

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Old 08-05-2004, 08:16 PM   #3
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Dear jackeen's mistress,

Have you no shame joining a public website like this?

If I've told Jackso once I've told him a thousand times...

NO shenanigans,

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Do you still have the little part-time job as parking attendant at TD's place? Could you send us a few bob every now & then as he's mad for gadgets these days...(just didn't realise you were one too!!!!)

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Old 08-05-2004, 08:21 PM   #4
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Have you no shame joining a public website like this?
Kathleen, I've heard so much about you that I feel you are almost a friend but you must realise that all great sailors need a mistress. Just look at Nelson and Lady Hamilton.

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Old 08-05-2004, 08:24 PM   #5
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I can't !!!They're all rotten to the core...just like you !!!!

Now I'm dreading your avatar!!!!

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Old 08-05-2004, 08:32 PM   #6
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...just like you
No, Im just fulfilling a need. You must realise that all sailors have a bit of wanderlust in them. Its what makes them great. I think the forum needs a strong pair of women in charge and I do so hope that you dont see me as competition.



p.s. can you ask my darling Pauly to buy a new van. My sciatica is playing up.
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Old 08-05-2004, 08:40 PM   #7
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SCUSE ME

Who said you could mess with the forum????

Missus (really mad now)

And you're a bit young for sciatica if you ask me...

(Any chance you could give me a hand with the housework...it's building up and Jackso has been trying to get me to scrape barnacles off the bottom of his craft. At my age!!!)

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Old 08-05-2004, 08:48 PM   #8
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And you're a bit young for sciatica if you ask me...
I know. Its because its a bit cramped in that bloody van. Be wary of being asked to scrape barnacles. He tried that one on me but I was wise to his intentions. They'll say anything to get you on your back.




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Old 08-05-2004, 08:50 PM   #9
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I reckon you could be indespensionable!!!

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Old 08-05-2004, 08:58 PM   #10
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Missus (tears in me eyes!!!)
Dont cry. All men are bastards. They just use and abuse us. We must unite in our common cause. Let the bastards scrape their own barnacles in future.


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Old 08-05-2004, 09:03 PM   #11
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Old 08-05-2004, 09:07 PM   #12
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and saying you are his 'following sea'..
Wot's he on about?

He used the same phrase on me when he was trying to get me to assume an unnatural position. Anyway, I must go. I have an assignation. If he tells you that he has to go out for a walk and a spot of fresh air, please understand that what he's really saying is that he needs a quicky.

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Old 08-05-2004, 09:54 PM   #13
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Dont cry. All men are bastards. They just use and abuse us. We must unite in our common cause. Let the bastards scrape their own barnacles in future.


that's generally the end result after 20 years of marriage
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Old 08-05-2004, 10:09 PM   #14
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Jesus Jackeen thats a fine looking mistress you have to be sure..if it gets too hot i will be happy to tak her off your hands (so to speak)...but dont tell willow as i am having a hard enough time hiding the other three..
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Old 09-05-2004, 12:00 AM   #15
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Send the hussy around to Dirk she'll soon lose interst in Jackso and then he'll be all your again
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Old 09-05-2004, 12:08 AM   #16
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Happy Birthday Jackeens mistress

Did you get any thing special for your Birthday
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Old 09-05-2004, 01:21 AM   #17
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Send the hussy around to Dirk she'll soon lose interst in Jackso and then he'll be all your again
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Old 09-05-2004, 07:18 AM   #18
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STOP ENCOURAGING HER...

She's at the top AND the bottom of the page now...(flexible lady)...

Shame of it all.

(Jackso's quite cheerful...hasn't gone off his food or anything.)

She's not movin in. I can tell ye that now.

(I bet she's a ribster an all.)

Oh well, better make the most...mebbe she has muscles and can help with the launching...

She ain't helping me with recovery here that's for sure

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Old 09-05-2004, 07:53 AM   #19
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Not sharing stuff with dd

Happy birthday luv
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Old 09-05-2004, 07:52 PM   #20
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Ive been so lonely today. My lover has been out on his boat with the little woman(Not so little, Ive heard) Such is the life of a mistress. Just waiting for the leftovers of her lovers time while the undeserving get all the fun.

My dear Pauly, as much as breaks my heart I think its time to draw the curtains on our own true love. Besides, some of the other men on the forum have offered me money.

Farewell my love, fame and fortune beckon.



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