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Old 23-01-2010, 04:38 PM   #1
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When you think your'e having a bad day ................read this and know that it could have been worse.



While walking through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco , a man came upon another man hugging a tree with his ear firmly against the tree. Seeing this he inquired, "Just out of curiosity, what are you doing?"

"I'm listening to the music of the tree," the other man replied.

"You've gotta be kiddin' me."

"No, would you like to give it a try?"

Understandably curious, the man says, "Well, OK..." So he wrapped his arms around the tree and pressed his ear up against it. With this, the other guy slapped a pair of handcuffs on him, took his wallet, watch, car keys, then stripped him naked and left.

Two hours later another nature lover strolled by, saw this guy handcuffed to the tree stark nakedHe told the guy the whole terrible story about how he got there. When he finished his story, the other guy shook his head in sympathy, walked around behind him, kissed him gently behind the ear and said, "This just ain't gonna be your day, cupcake...",
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Old 23-01-2010, 09:24 PM   #2
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Interesting story here too,
The do gooders got a little more than they bargained for.
Good old duck tape

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Old 24-01-2010, 09:11 PM   #3
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i so wish that story was true
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