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funny but true
A Romanian arrives in Britain as a new immigrant to the country
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
'Thank you Mr. Britishman for letting me in this country, giving me housing,
Money for food, free medical care and free education!'
The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Jamaican.'
The man goes on and encounters another passerby.
'Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in Britain !'
The person says, 'I not British, I Asian.'
The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops,
Shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful Britain!'
That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East, I am not British!'
He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you British?'
She says, 'No, I am from Africa !'
Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the British people?'
The African lady checks her watch and says.....'Probably at work.'
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