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Old 06-06-2006, 09:14 PM   #1
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Wanted…….

…New part-time tea boy…must be able to make a “proper” cup of tea…not ya Southern Wussy…all milk and sugar type….. whilst simultaneously washing laminating rollers in buckets of acetone, mixing up a fresh batch of resin and sweeping the floor….. trade qualifications not necessary… but the ability to bounce well…. or at least land gracefully.. when throwing yerself out of a mold would be advantageous…. Previous losers…I mean applicants… need not re-apply…..
Write in the first instance…. Or get yer mum/girlfriend/sister to write if ya struggle… to “Gav’s Happy Boat Building Company”…

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Old 06-06-2006, 09:22 PM   #2
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well its the first time i have seen anyone fall out of a hard boat while its still being layed up!!
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Old 06-06-2006, 10:00 PM   #3
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well its the first time i have seen anyone fall out of a hard boat while its still being layed up!!
...and Ol' Ginger Nuts reckons RIBS are prone to ejecting people......
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Old 06-06-2006, 10:11 PM   #4
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Re: Wanted…….

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WANTED…New part-time tea boy…... blah blah blah
That usless bellend would be better orf employing a secretary or 'project manager' all the rest of the stuff, like washing up, makin' brew and falling over.............. he can manage himself!
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:22 AM   #5
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Old 07-06-2006, 12:26 AM   #6
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I wouldn't mind a crack at that job, how often would i have to make the tea?
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Old 07-06-2006, 04:07 AM   #7
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I'm not sure exactly how often you have to make the tea.............. but I know 'Squecky Mouldings' get through more PG tips than they do resin & matt
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I know a page 3 girl that may be interested in the job. She's a maid by traid so I suppose you'd call her a Tea's Maid........
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