Ways to Annoy

[Ben]

Ways to Annoy Public Toilet Stallmates


Conspicuously lay down your "Cross-dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.

Cheer and clap loudly every time someone breaks the silence w/ a bodily function noise.

Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"

Fill a balloon w/ creamed corn. Rush into the stall w/ your hand over your mouth and let out a lengthy vomit impression while you squeeze the balloon and splatter cream corn all about. Apologize profusely and blame it on the fettuccine alfredo you had for breakfast.

Fill up a large flask w/ Sprite. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!"

Grunt and strain loudly for 30 seconds and then drop a melon into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 ft. Sigh relaxingly.

Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall, adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peekaboo!"

Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.

Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."

Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!"

Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"

Say, "Damn, this water's cold."

Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."

Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."

Say, "Interesting...more floaters than sinkers."

Say, "Now how did that get there?"

Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could
you kick that back over here please?"

[Foolish]

Grunt and strain loudly for 30 seconds and then drop a melon into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 ft. Sigh relaxingly.

Had to laugh at this one !!!!



so rough in the "Solent" this year my was watertight for a fortnight after every trip.