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Old 08-03-2014, 07:23 PM   #1
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A man received the following text from his neighbor:

I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.


The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.


A few moments later, a second text came in: Damn auto correct. I meant "wifi", not "wife"

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Old 11-03-2014, 02:59 PM   #2
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Mate you just cheered up a piss poor, post birthday, day in my office
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