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Old 04-05-2005, 09:37 PM   #1
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Talking Yet another joke........

Apologise in advance if this appears in anyway racist to anyone browsing these forums and do not mean to cause any upset!!
SORRY!!!!!
here goes...........

There are three men in a prison in South Africal; two white, one black.
The first white guy says "I'm in for six years for robbery. The judge said i was lucky , if it was armed robbery it could of been 10years".
The second white guys says, "I'm in for 15years for manslaughter. The judges said i was lucky, if it had been first degree murder then i would of got more than 20years".
The black man says, "I've got 20years for riding without my bicycle lights on. The judge said that i was lucky, if it had been dark at the time then he would of given me life"!!



Sorry again if this offended anyone....

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