Anyone seen the "infamous joke thread" ??

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3 Roses


A sexually active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted her
> vaginal lips reduced in size because they were too loose and floppy.
>
> Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret
> and the surgeon agreed.
>
> Awakening from the anaesthesia after the surgery she found 3 roses
>
> carefully placed beside her on the bed. Outraged, she immediately
> calls in the doctor. 'I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about
> my operation!'
>
> The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality and
>
> that the first rose was from him:
>
> 'I felt sad because you went through this all by yourself.'
>
> 'The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
>
> empathized because she had had the same procedure done some time ago..'
>
> 'And what about the third rose ?' she asked.
>
> 'That's from a man upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for
>
> his new ears.'
>