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Old 04-01-2005, 11:12 PM   #1
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Awww, blesss!

One of my RIB "soul mates" over on the "spiritual home" (toob site to you nobbers) is a bit shy... and would like to know why the engine tie-bars are at the rear... http://www.rib.net/forum/showthread.php?t=8348
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:14 PM   #2
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He won't come here, he's been 'groomed'. (and almost certainly doesn't even know it)
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:17 PM   #3
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"The Tall Guy" has banned me from commenting!
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:18 PM   #4
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The 'Tall guy's' made you a 'Fall guy'
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:33 PM   #5
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Anyone notice...

that the boat is parked outside '****eye Body Shop'?
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:36 PM   #6
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....think it might be 'buckeye'
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Old 04-01-2005, 11:48 PM   #7
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The 'Tall guy's' made you a 'Fall guy'
Lee majors as i recall, aka Colt Seevers
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Old 05-01-2005, 12:05 AM   #8
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Well I've checked the Ts & Cs and it seems that the subject of "grooming" is in scope, so I'm well and truly gagged.
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Old 05-01-2005, 12:52 AM   #9
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He won't come here, he's been 'groomed'. (and almost certainly doesn't even know it)
I thought 'grooming' was the province of Catholic priests, paedophiles and Michael Jackson. Have I been mis-informed or have all those rib types unknowingly been subject to such tutelage which might then explain their prediliction for bulbous tubes.
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Old 05-01-2005, 08:43 AM   #10
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I thought 'grooming' was the province of Catholic priests


What a perfect example!

The grooming in question is in exactly the same vain as the one you mention above.


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Old 05-01-2005, 11:13 AM   #11
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less is more

What kind of purpose does this level of personal and public insult have or is it a poor attempt at humour!

John Kennet is correct to stop this sort of vituperative attack from occuring on his website and it shouldn't be happening here, it doesn't do the perception of the site any good at all.

is my dislexia so bad that I am misreading boatmad.com for boatsneid.com
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Old 05-01-2005, 11:41 AM   #12
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Well I'm enjoying it!
And considering the continuing comments on ribnet by the 'groomers', I think it's safe to say, that boatmad is not alone in having such a low quality of 'accepted' humour.

Add to that, your comments, also presumably meant to be humourous, like publically calling this site 'boatsneid', which are hardly gonna promote things in the way YOU say I should be!

fkkn hipocrite!

Best thing to do, is vote with your feet!


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Old 05-01-2005, 01:17 PM   #13
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One of deees daaaays im gonnnnnaaa waaaalk aaaaalll oveeeeer you.
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so long and thanks for all the gArfish

Vote with my feet !

Yeah it's a tough decision but it's time to go so good luck to you all

On a personal note John both Britt an myself regard you as a friend (that's a big word to me by the way) so lets restrict the slagging of each other to this thread!

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Old 05-01-2005, 03:04 PM   #15
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Re: so long and thanks for all the gArfish

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So long, and thanks for all the gArfish
You're most welcome.

See you at the restaurant at the end of the Universe, or more likely, out on the water (when it's warm enough for an oul soft-hardboater)

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Old 05-01-2005, 04:48 PM   #16
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prediliction
ifn yoom gonna yewse bigg fkin werds yew mite av de deesensy to spel de fkkers rite

onn ishews relatin too spelin, i amm de mirsiless orl noeing godd ov yorr fkin yooniverse. KO?

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ifn yoom gonna yewse bigg fkin werds yew mite av de deesensy to spel de fkkers rite

onn ishews relatin too spelin, i amm de mirsiless orl noeing godd ov yorr fkin yooniverse. KO?

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Stu - when I told you the original "Grooming" story at your yard last year, you laughed the loudest of all the people I've told it to. That says to me that you're quite happy to laugh at people behind their backs, but not say what you think in public. Like Jonny says...
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fkkn hipocrite!
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Like Jonny says...
dat fkin rowgscracher az ad a bitt ov a wobbli. de fkker sez heez reddy too shoe ow hipokritical hee iz inn a gaim ov nukuls onn saturdaiy nite. i amm de fkin refuree. de markwis ov kweensberrys rools downt aply.

de numbir too rinng wen de blud starrts runnin iz 888.
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