bouyancy bags.

[Rogue Wave]

Originally posted by Johnny Boat Dude
Thats jolly nice of you, I bought a new one once and it was the best part of £20.

You should bring it along on saturday and Jonny can give it away as a prize in a 'spot the nobba who puts helium in his bouyancy bags' competition

Sadly I can't make saturday as I have to watch a dredger being unloaded

but I could drop it off at the waterfront and Jono and all the other Midlanders could use it to have a Gurning competition

[TheOrs]

Originally posted by Matt
Am I right that hydrogen and helium would leak out cos their molecule size is small enough it diffuses through the material? Or did I dream that?

That's right. We use Helium to leakcheck vacuum and toxic gas systems in work for precisely that reason. (<i>escapes easily</i>)

I guess this is why JBD finds the whole concept of Helium inflated inner tubes so amusing.

On the squeaky voice thing, my brother-in-law managed to render himself unconscious trying that one!

[Burty]

Originally posted by TheOrs


On the squeaky voice thing, my brother-in-law managed to render himself unconscious trying that one!

Its ok as long as you dont take a second breath of helium without a few gasps of air in between

Its the same with many toxic gases, first breath you dont notice anything cus your body is running on the breath you took before hand next breath kills you

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Thank ggodness that Jon Fuller isn't a serial farter then. cos any gas that comes out of him is bound to be Toxic

[Matt]

Feck me, what utter shite. He can get most of waltzing matilda out in a single trump!

Originally posted by Borldscratcher
Thank ggodness that Jon Fuller isn't a serial farter then. cos any gas that comes out of him is bound to be Toxic

[Jon Fuller]

good cummin from the lone bugler! and some what of a 'performer' when in company!

[Matt]

I'd forgotten about that - It just slipped out, honest!

[Jon Fuller]

so why the terrible (and slightly scarey) look of strain and suffering on your face through-out the whole sorded 5 min performance?

[Matt]

That was cos you were telling your story of yer night of 'sordid' passion with chaos. I was trying to avoid barfing my fajitas back up at the thought.

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Monsieur Matthew le Potemayn

[Captain Chaos]

Oi.............leave me out of this!

I cant say anything of matt..................but Sachmo Fuller..........has done some corking good parps around me.....i've only ever met him once!

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obviously he has a heyefonaited surname Jon Fuller-Wind