New marathon boat

[grInch]

I've been working this beast this summer and was thinking about entering it in the Round Britain.

Anyone gets in my way, gets craned out. (release fee £80).

[hunton69]

Originally Posted by grInch

I've been working this beast this summer and was thinking about entering it in the Round Britain.

Anyone gets in my way, gets craned out. (release fee £80).

So whats the ruling on flat bottom boats

Bring on the boston whalers

[Jon Fuller]

Originally Posted by grInch

I've been working this beast this summer

Is that a Ring design?

[Mike Ring]

Originally Posted by Jon Fuller

Is that a Ring design?

Not biting on that one , Ginge !!

Mike

[Jon Fuller]

Dammit!

You will!

I haven't given up yet pops.

After insulting the styling of my beloved Phantom 28, you're officially fair game old boy.

Just wait till the 'Gent from Kent' hears! More bloodshed & dead horses!

Incoming!!!

[Mike Ring]

Originally Posted by Jon Fuller

Dammit!

You will!

I haven't given up yet pops.

After insulting the styling of my beloved Phantom 28, you're officially fair game old boy.

Just wait till the 'Gent from Kent' hears! More bloodshed & dead horses!

Incoming!!!

IF you want to meet the real Cosa Nostra , Signor Ginger ,( You parta time Portugeesa) I weel Geeva you a guided toura of downtown LA.

You Musta visit South Terrace. Eetees a verra speciale playce.
You can go froma Gelato to Gelignite ina molto quicka speed .

There are reala 'Daawgs' in there .

The Via Veneto of West Sussex is in 'a Worthing , a jewel of a town by the sea.


Mike
Instigato Ringamarina.

[Jon Fuller]

"Downtown LA"

Anyways, how many of them black & orange fings you built then?

[Carl]

downtown la is that code for meet me at the funfair

[Mike Ring]

Originally Posted by Carl

downtown la is that code for meet me at the funfair

Carl , are you implying the 'Dugout 28' Funfair ???

Mike

[Jon Fuller]

Of course not, he's implying you're one of them LA Sausage Jockies! And he has a point!

[Mike Ring]

Originally Posted by Jon Fuller

Of course not, he's implying you're one of them LA Sausage Jockies! And he has a point!

Would you care to elucidate , Ginge ( In your own inimitable style , Of course )

Mike
Looking for holes for Ginge to dig himself deeper into....

[Ciao]

Originally Posted by Mike Ring

Would you care to elucidate , Ginge ( In your own inimitable style , Of course )

Mike
Looking for holes for Ginge to dig himself deeper into....

My parents have just booked a rather pleasant hotel on the Island for the duration of the British Powerboat Festival 2010.

They will be taking in the delights of the Garlic Farm and the other tourist attractions that the Island is renowned for.

Would it be rude of me to suggest that you and your co-driver do similar?

As I am sure you are aware Cowes is a very difficult place to get around, no stair lifts / toilet facilities for older people / Bingo is only once a week in the Legion.

[Jon Fuller]

Mike, he's suggesting you're an uphill gardener.

The thing is Mike, you're a funny lot down there, but you should be proud of your somewhat 'alternative' sexuality. Look at Johnny Rocket of Brighton, He's as proud as punch about his and it doesn't come any more 'alternative' than his!

Stand tall man, nothing to be ashamed of!

[Mike Ring]

Originally Posted by Jon Fuller

Mike, he's suggesting you're an uphill gardener.

The thing is Mike, you're a funny lot down there, but you should be proud of your somewhat 'alternative' sexuality. Look at Johnny Rocket of Brighton, He's as proud as punch about his and it doesn't come any more 'alternative' than his!

Stand tall man, nothing to be ashamed of!

Nothing much short of Libel I would presume.

[Mike Ring]

Originally Posted by Ciao

My parents have just booked a rather pleasant hotel on the Island for the duration of the British Powerboat Festival 2010.

They will be taking in the delights of the Garlic Farm and the other tourist attractions that the Island is renowned for.

Would it be rude of me to suggest that you and your co-driver do similar?

As I am sure you are aware Cowes is a very difficult place to get around, no stair lifts / toilet facilities for older people / Bingo is only once a week in the Legion.

We will alight upon the Island well equipped with Incontinence underwear as advised by our respective GPs. Thank you for taking so much interest in your Elders and Betters.

(Aside to Mike L. "What a well mannered and nice young man that Ciao is ")

We will of course rub Garlic all over ourselves to repel the unwanted attentions of the Great Unwashed as manifested in the form of the Ginger Roly Poly Clown Ensemble, who no doubt will also be present during the celebrations.
We may miss the bingo a little but dont worry we have our playing cards and whist rules on board, excitement enough indeed !.
:

If you care to visit our craft over the festivities we would invite you to try a sample of our TCP potcheen , this little number goes down a storm with Ladies of doubtful provenance and age that we attract .

We will have our portable still in action so drink all you wish and we can also supply a small amount as 'Take Away ' to help you get your 'Leg Over' at one function or another that you may attend .
Mike

[Johnny Rocket]

Originally Posted by Jon Fuller

The thing is Mike, you're a funny lot down there, but you should be proud of your somewhat 'alternative' sexuality. Look at Johnny Rocket of Brighton, He's as proud as punch about his.

Oh you know me. Try anything twice, that's my motto.

Anyway, that orange things is clearly not a Ring. Far too modern and sleek for a start. And it hasn't got tubes.

[Jon Fuller]

Originally Posted by Mike Ring

We will have our portable still in action so drink all you wish and we can also supply a small amount as 'Take Away ' to help you get your 'Leg Over' at one function or another that you may attend .
Mike

With the greatest respect to all, 'Is that wise sir?'

[Mike Lloyd]

Originally Posted by Johnny Rocket

Oh you know me. Try anything twice, that's my motto.

Anyway, that orange things is clearly not a Ring. Far too modern and sleek for a start. And it hasn't got tubes.

Ouch! Wars have been started on less young man.

[Jon Fuller]

Originally Posted by OldMan

Ouch! Wars have been started on less young man.

To be fair, Mr Ring is quite a stalwart of the RHIB manufacturing scene.

He has real passion for them, and their now 'legendary' seakeeping ability, not to mention the brave folk that buy & use them. He is in awe of them.

[kitten]

Originally Posted by Mike Ring

Looking for holes for Ginge to dig himself deeper into....

You don't need to look for them, rather try to stay on the causeways between.