The "captains" shop

Tony Davis · 30-10-2004, 04:36 PM

I thought he worked with vinyl, but I guess he'd find an off licence more use!!

Captain Chaos · 30-10-2004, 07:45 PM

Thats me,

speading dis-order nationwide

The Iron Duke · 01-11-2004, 01:24 PM

He's looking forward to next week when he's going to start selling some new dutch magazines -"special interest gentleman's photography quarterly magazine", "wipe clean real time action jazz bi-weekly", "glossy man's rhythm monthly", "dirty hardback hand tango weekly", and his favourite "milky chocolate starfish underwater nature bi-fortnightly". He was a bit gutted when "the annual wallpaper paste in the plughole magazine" got delayed. Still makes a decent profit out of selling dirty smut like the sun and viz.

Jon Fuller · 01-11-2004, 01:25 PM

ROTFLMFAO

Captain Chaos · 01-11-2004, 06:28 PM

The Ironduke is officially NOT a friend of mine anymore.

May i respectfully request that a moderator bans the horseshoe haired Anglo Polish/Italian git?

Jon...I have no idea what that code is supposed to read?

Jon Fuller · 01-11-2004, 06:33 PM

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Fucking Arse Off

Captain Chaos · 01-11-2004, 06:37 PM

Yeh, he's a funny boy......I especially enjoy laughing at him when he's on a towable and i'm at the wheel!

The Iron Duke · 02-11-2004, 01:05 PM

If I'm not your friend any more then who is going to come round and eat my jaffa cakes?

Captain Chaos · 02-11-2004, 01:31 PM

is that code?

No, i actually do eat ALL your Jaffa cakes.

Date: Today
Venue: Your Gaff
Challenge: Tiger woods; "Chippy" V's "Captain"
Title: loser must declare he is a gay!!!

can you handle the pressure 'duke?

The Iron Duke · 02-11-2004, 02:03 PM

I have spoken to the chipster - he says bring it on, but he has to leave for 5-a-side at about 8.

The Iron Duke · 02-11-2004, 02:18 PM

Oh - the chipster also says that you spend more time in the sand than david hasslehoff. and that he will crush you.