gArfs manyewel ov de fkin seemuttship

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by jw.
Ifn you still didn't find 'im, you'd be better startin an expandin' box search...

'cos it was dark, by now you've probably run over him!

[Louise]

Nah, his ginger nut'd act like a red beacon.

Manos, mine's an extra large.

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by jw.
I claim de prize agin.

wel dun WJ yew nobbur. unfawtyewnatly yorr fkin diskwalified cuz dat wud av bin a eefektiv sekter serch an yew wud av fownd de bastud.

de nekst kwestiun iz....

yew arr smuglin de asilum seakers innto a straynj arber inn de ded ov nyte. itt iz verry carm, verry darrk an a likkul bitt missty. yew av yorr fkin peapers peeld forr dem cowstgard wannkers


yew arr yewsin sum leedin lytes wich yorr fkin charrt sez iz on a barin ov 270. de variashun iz 5wesst an yew noe dat yorr fkin cumpus az a deeviashun ov 3eest wen heddin doo wesst.

ifn yew arr onn corse forr de leedin lytes wot is yorr fkin cumpus reedin?

gArf


sp. wy doo dem asilum seakers cum heer. wots rong wiv der owen asilums

[jw.]

268

I claim de prize agin.

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by jw.
268

fink agen jokkstrapp.

gArf

[jw.]

Originally posted by The gArfish
fink agen jokkstrapp.

gArf

spoo, 272.

I daint claym de prizze dis tyme.

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by jw.
I daint claym de prizze dis tyme.

nevver mynd. av anuvver gow.

yew arr smuglin de asilum seakers innto a straynj arber inn de ded ov nyte. itt iz verry carm, verry darrk an a likkul bitt missty. yew av yorr fkin peapers peeld forr dem cowstgard wannkers

yeww sea a singul redd lyte aprowchin fromm ahed fyne onn yorr pawt kwarter. dis lyte den chanjis too de fkin grean. wich waiy wud yew turrn.

gArf

[Ice Kiddie]

I reckon you don't turn at all, Garfie.

[jw.]

Originally posted by The gArfish
wich waiy wud yew turrn.

gArf

Aye wud fuc de theery an aye wud bak orf de frottl an say, "wot de fkn ell arr u doin u bastud, u jus tturnd akros me boww" an den aye wud wayt tto c watt de fukkr did necst. Ifn ee keptt goin, so wud aye.

[jw.]

Aiv ad tto powst agin cuz be eedit time wuz upp.

Ifn u ment de grean lite wos still onn mee port cwartur den aye wud tun two de starrbordd cuz de flakkee bastud wud be de standon vesl an ee myte be goin beeayend mee.

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by jw.
u jus tturnd akros me boww

yus de bastud didd. butt wy iz hee de stanndon vesil ifn yew cann see iz starberd lyte an iff sow wy doo yew fink heel gow beehynd yew


gArf

[jw.]

...butt wy iz hee de stanndon vesil ifn yew cann see iz starberd lyte an iff sow wy doo yew fink heel gow beehynd yew

Aye daint no dats y aye wud be callin im a bastud an slowin doon. Aye wud keepp an openn mynde. Eers a pick ov free fings dat cud appen. Der is a forff but aye rann owt ov spaice on de paipur butt itt wud maik uzz krash.

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by Ice Kiddie
I reckon you don't turn at all

dats ann intirestin inntirpretashun ov de IRPSC. az de uvver bote waz ownly showin a singul redd(e.i. noe fkin topp lyte) itts a fkin saylin yott sow itts de stanndon bote yew nobbur

Originally posted by jw.
Aye wud fuc de theery an aye wud bak orf de frottl

dis iz probubly de besst fkin opshun folowd bi a tirn too de pawt which wud chanj de voo fromm iz starberd lyte too iz stern wite lyte. de fkin yott shudunt av takt acrors yorr boww butt dats wot dem wannkers doo. yorr inna stranj arber sow hee maiy av takt forr lowcul nollij reezons. bi dis tyme, yorr asilum seakers arr shittin demselfs ekseptin ifn thay arr wiv isekidly inn wich caise thay arr fkin drownin

gArf

[The gArfish]

yew arr smuglin de asilum seakers innto a straynj arber inn de ded ov nyte. itt iz verry carm, verry darrk an a likkul bitt missty. yew av yorr fkin peapers peeld forr dem cowstgard wannkers


yew arr a bitt wurrid abowt de fkin wevver blowin upp. az yew av bin onn a yotmastir corse wiv surriy cownty cowncil, yew arr a fkin ekspirt wevver forrcastir.

ifn yew stand wiv yorr bakk too de winnd, wich syde iz de loww presher onn.

gArf

[jw.]

Originally posted by The gArfish


ifn yew stand wiv yorr bakk too de winnd, wich syde iz de loww presher onn.

gArf

Itts onn de lefft and syde.

Aye claym de pryze agin.

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by jw.
Itts onn de lefft and syde.

Aye claym de pryze agin.

sory jokkstrapp. yorr fkin rong agen. i fergot to saiy dat yew waz smuglin de asilum seakers innto sidnee arber.



gArf

[jw.]

Originally posted by The gArfish
sory jokkstrapp. yorr fkin rong agen. i fergot to saiy dat yew waz smuglin de asilum seakers innto sidnee arber.



gArf

Aye wuz avvin me tee an aye thawt, "aye bet dat bastud gArfie will change de fkin rools wyle Ay'm awaiy, ees goana saiy itts in de suthurn emisfere".

I claym de pryzze agin for gettin thatt bitt rite.

[Rogue Wave]

wJ EYE MUSST SAAY YEw R GETTTING gUD ATT DE GaRFSPEKE!

iF'N THATT FKKN GaRFIE DON'TT GIV U DE PRIZZE DEN EE ISS A BIGGA TOSSSA DAN Dat cODSPAWN OVVER ONN HOUR SIRRITEWAL OME

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by rowgscratcher
DEN EE ISS A BIGGA TOSSSA DAN Dat cODSPAWN

wel wot doo yew fkin ekspekt. dat coddsporn iz fkin welch aynt hee.


az eym gowin forr a wikend ov bein pamperd inn wan ov dem posh fkin helf spars sow heers saturdaiys kwestiun todaiy


yew av ad yorr brayn reemooved an av bort a fkin finn keeld yott. itt az a drafft ov 1.5m an a aire hite ov 12m. itt iz sittin onn a rivver baysed trott morin wich dryes to a hite ov 1.5m

0.5nm awaiy iz a drejjed channul wiv a depf ov 2m. yew arr moovin de fkin fing too see on satturdaiy orgust de 28fth wile i amm avin mi massarj.

WL iz @ 0400 1.2m WH iz 1050 4.5m. dis iz middwaiy neeps an de fkin sprinngs.

de standud pawt iz pawtsmuff.

der iz a brijj 3nm dowen rivver wich az a aire hite ov 14m wiv a chartid depf ov 2m unnder itt. der iz a forr nott spead limmit inn de rivver.

beetwean wot fkin tymes cann yew gett de bastud fing dowen rivver an unnder de fkin brijj.

[Jon Fuller]

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