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Jon Fuller · 10-03-2005, 01:30 PM

Or Barrett

Jon · 10-03-2005, 02:31 PM

Oh how we laughed, the old ones are always the best, we havent laughed like that since aunt mable caught her left tit in the mangle.

Its Jon Holmes actually you funny Fekkers.

There is after all only one Holmes family dating back to the Doomsday Book.

Jon · 10-03-2005, 02:33 PM

Who is this Neil Fekker?

He sure as hell aint local.

Jon Fuller · 10-03-2005, 02:38 PM

In-bred then are we?

Jon Fuller · 10-03-2005, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by R-Don
Who is this Neil Fekker?

He sure as hell aint local.

Well he lives just outside sarfampton, and works from Drivers Wharf.

so I reckon that's pretty local

Jon · 10-03-2005, 06:27 PM

No Jonny,

Your missing the point.

Any monkey can move into the area and call himself local but the fact is that there are not many true Sotonion's left any more.

The last six generations of my family have lived and conducted their business in the city centre, so you see, there realy is only one "Holmes" family in Southampton.

Holmes Family Outing:

Captain Chaos · 10-03-2005, 07:23 PM

did they sell guiness?

Jon · 10-03-2005, 07:25 PM

Nah,

They were Gangsters,

The Anthill Mob.

Tony Davis · 10-03-2005, 07:26 PM

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Originally posted by Captain Chaos
did they sell guiness?

And not practice any form of birth control !!!

There's bleedin undreds of em!

Jon · 10-03-2005, 07:29 PM

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Originally posted by Tony Davis
And not practice any form of birth control !!! There's bleedin undreds of em!

Well the thing is Tony, they didnt live long in their line of Business,

And besides, my family love Sha*in, and were not ashamed of it.

Jon · 10-03-2005, 07:35 PM

Anyway,

Im off to Canada Skiing tomorrow for ten days, so make sure the weathers better before i return please cos it will be time to put the boat in the water.

Just bought a nice portable DVD player with 8" screen for her cuddy for additional entertainment.

Captain Chaos · 10-03-2005, 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by R-Don
:my family love Sha*in, and were not ashamed of it.

is there a wife joke here somewhere?

Tony Davis · 10-03-2005, 07:37 PM

Aunt Mabel looks a bit pissed off, maybe her tit is still sore!

Jon · 10-03-2005, 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by Captain Chaos
is there a wife joke here somewhere?

Que?

Tony Davis · 10-03-2005, 07:41 PM

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Originally posted by R-Don
Anyway,

Im off to Canada Skiing tomorrow for ten days,

All right for some aint it, I've spent the best part of today trying to book a ski holiday for Saturday, tried everywhere, New England , France, Italy Austria etc, the only thing available was Geilo in Norway, so I'm not going.

Travel agents reckon it's the busiest season ever!

Captain Chaos · 10-03-2005, 07:44 PM

Jon · 10-03-2005, 07:46 PM

Thats a bummer mate.

I booked up about 6 weeks ago but was surprised at the cost of the flights, not as cheap as in the past. Maybe that shows the increase in the number of people taking skiing holidays!

Anyway, youve just had a week in Miami.

Captain Chaos · 10-03-2005, 07:48 PM

try hemsedal in Norway, the hemsedal hotel (book direct) used to be really quite nice. The resort is small but has great pedigree....fly to oslo and hire a motor, be there in a couple of hrs

Hemsedal Resort

dont go italy.........ole mans there it aint got feck all snow.

La Clusaz has just extended its season for 3 weeks.
can you go next week tony?

Jon · 10-03-2005, 07:57 PM

Sod Italy

had a short break in Cervinia a couple of years back, stayed in i nice family hotel at the base of the Mattehorn.

Fantastic scenery and amazing views from the top of Zermatt but skiing was awful. Hard sheet ice.

Tony Davis · 10-03-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by Captain Chaos
can you go next week tony?

No, Lorna is away yet again (bloody leroy) so I'm in charge of critters, week after is looking good for me and my pal, but after that I'm off to Miami to go boating/bit buying!