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Old 03-06-2005, 07:24 PM   #1
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Forr sayul

1 x anker bilt owt ov staynliss steal, verry fkin shyny an sum flairs throwd inn forr fuk orl

wan undrid pownds

1 x fkin batery charjer mareen spec siksty kwid, brannd noo

rools ov ingayjmint.....

noe bastuds norf ov wotferd too aply
nonn payirs wil be reepawtid too charly kraye
i rezerv de rite too ennd dis sayl erly az de bitts arr orlso onn de fkin eebay


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Old 03-06-2005, 09:14 PM   #2
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Old 03-06-2005, 09:20 PM   #3
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Say what now?
Can you not read?

gArf says he has a very shiny stainless steel anchor for sale £100 if bought he will give you some flares too. He also has a brand new marine spec battery charger for £60
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Old 04-06-2005, 01:32 AM   #4
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And since Brum is north of Watford you're out of luck.
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Old 04-06-2005, 02:42 PM   #5
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And since Brum is north of Watford you're out of luck.
Unless, of course, Mr Rob is not a 'bastud' then he should be okay.
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Old 04-06-2005, 11:52 PM   #6
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Unless, of course, Mr Rob is not a 'bastud' then he should be okay.
Looks like he's out of luck then!



















Sorry. Jon Fuller made me do it!
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Old 04-06-2005, 11:54 PM   #7
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Hey Johnny, are the rumours true that you got yourself 'thrown out' of a certain public event today? .....(fkkn rif-raf)
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Old 05-06-2005, 10:51 AM   #8
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No, it was a very exclusive private event!
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Old 05-06-2005, 09:37 PM   #9
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You certainly seem to be making enemies all over the place these days, you wanna be more pleasant to people, like what I am!

I'd start by banning 50% of your members, get rid of all the useless dopey fkkrs! I could help with choosing the names if you like

EDIT>: Just read my own post, and realised it really auta read 75%
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Old 05-06-2005, 09:49 PM   #10
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Old 05-06-2005, 09:50 PM   #11
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..very good mr bond.
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Old 06-06-2005, 07:37 PM   #12
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are the rumours true that you got yourself 'thrown out' of a certain public event today?
yus de rewmers arr troo, hee woz cort pikkin pokkits agen.

wot i wont too noe iz ow de fuk cann a tenn fut torl bastud bee frowen owt bi a forr fut likkul weady bastud fromm devun

fuk mee de shear dissgrais ov itt orl.

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iyl giv yew fowty qwid fore yewer batry charjer gArfy
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Old 06-06-2005, 08:18 PM   #14
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eym nott shewer. iz wher yew livv norf ov wotferd orr wot


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