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Old 09-03-2006, 01:33 PM   #1
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A Bear, a Lion and.....

......a hen walk into a bar. They are discussing who is the most feared animal on the planet.

The Bear says, “ When I growl, people shake with fright”

The Lion says, “ that’s nothing you wuss… when I roar whole villages panic and lock away their livestock”

The Hen says...




..... “ Feck off ya lightweights……..when I cough, everyone shits themselves……”
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Old 10-03-2006, 10:01 PM   #2
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i walked around the corner to find six blokes kicking and punching my farther in law, my nabor runs up to me and says arn't you going to help.....

so i said na six should be enough.

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