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Old 29-01-2009, 06:21 PM   #61
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Jeez..and you have a pop at Matt?
In addition to my ongoing inscribed dichotomy with Matt it appears that you “Jono” also attended the School of those that “look but do not see” I was merely advising Matt’s Education Sponsor to claim a refund due to his apparent inability to comprehend the written English contained within my post…..

You conversely have taken full advantage of the Microsoft “Spelling and Grammar…F7” tab on the tools menu in Microsoft Word to attempt to display your Educational Achievements – which with the possible absence of any apparent certifiable accomplishment on your part is laudable

However it was not Matt's syntax that was in question....

This is fun - throwing light hearted banter about and honing our narrative skills - and all in he name of powerboating !
You have also mastered the Edit button to change your posts after a reply has been proffered - well done !
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Old 29-01-2009, 07:53 PM   #63
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Good dinner Jono??
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..and you still appear to be a pompous prig...congratulations.
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..and you still appear to be a pompous prig...congratulations.
Indeed, thank you, yes it has taken years but all the toil has been worth it

By the way what is a "Prig..." not a noun ive come across, is it "Street Language"? used by the "Workers" and "Trade Union Members"?
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Err

A prig is generally a passive-aggressive, instigating fights rather than partaking of them.

Or this is what a google search found


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Err

A prig is generally a passive-aggressive, instigating fights rather than partaking of them.

Or this is what a google search brought up


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Either that, or Jono meant 'prick' and just hit the wrong keys
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Either that, or Jono meant 'prick' and just hit the wrong keys


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prick (pr k)
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1.
a. The act of piercing or pricking.
b. The sensation of being pierced or pricked.
2.
a. A persistent or sharply painful feeling of sorrow or remorse.
b. A small, sharp, local pain, such as that made by a needle or bee sting.
3. A small mark or puncture made by a pointed object.
4. A pointed object, such as an ice pick, goad, or thorn.
5. A hare's track or footprint.
6. Vulgar Slang A penis.
7. Vulgar Slang A person regarded as highly unpleasant, especially a male.


I presume Jono was intimating I resembled No. 6 or No. 7 above but because Neandertal fingers are so fat he not only spelt the word incorrectly but F**ked it up to boot
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This is really quite amusing.
Isn't assumption a great thing, and of course the mother of all fkk ups.
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This is really quite amusing.
Isn't assumption a great thing, and of course the mother of all fkk ups.
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And it's getting better all the time
You're not wrong!

Multiple wrong assumptions.

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I presume Jono was intimating I resembled No. 6 or No. 7 above but because Neandertal fingers are so fat he not only spelt the word incorrectly but F**ked it up to boot

Neandertal??.... you really are priceless. I notice you refer to yourself as a "Lawyer" not a "Solicitor"...I am presuming, because of your poor grasp of English, the simple skills involved in the written word and puerile attempts at wit, that you haven't managed to pass the Bar exams yet... something even my baby sister managed...
My favourite definition of prig is “is someone who shows an inordinately zealous approach to matters of form and propriety; especially where the prig has the ability to show his/her superior knowledge to those who don't know the protocol.”
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Neandertal??.... you really are priceless. I notice you refer to yourself as a "Lawyer" not a "Solicitor"...I am presuming, because of your poor grasp of English, the simple skills involved in the written word and puerile attempts at wit, that you haven't managed to pass the Bar exams yet... something even my baby sister managed...
My favourite definition of prig is “is someone who shows an inordinately zealous approach to matters of form and propriety; especially where the prig has the ability to show his/her superior knowledge to those who don't know the protocol.”
Pip,pip...
oh Jono.... You see you try and be cleaver and it kinda all falls down around you doesn’t it.. Never mind..Bless

If one passes one Bar Exam one becomes a Barrister.. not a Baby Sitter

If one has just passed their LLB (hons) and is undergoing a pupilage one possibly becomes your Baby Sitter as wages in chambers are to be honest pitiful.. and obtaining some additional Tax Free cash is always handy..

Lets hope your Baby sitter is declaring her additional income or she could be dis-bared and you could be charged with aiding and abetting fraud against the HMRC.... that being said I’m sure you properly operate a PAYE scheme for your employee so she doesn’t not have to worry..

I am reassured by the fact that you have visited http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prig for your definition of the noun prig, and managed to copy and paste their definition into your post, this shows initiative on your part which in turn as evidence of your intellectual climb from the primeval soup of intellect is indeed encouraging.

Keep up the good work next Term and please try harder
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If one passes one Bar Exam one becomes a Barrister.. not a Baby Sitter
Technically after studying a law degree 'one' has to be Called to the Bar and undertake twelve qualifying sessions. Then 'one' has to complete Pupillage which consists of one year spent in an authorised barristers' chambers.

But you already knew that - right?
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Technically after studying a law degree 'one' has to be Called to the Bar and undertake twelve qualifying sessions. Then 'one' has to complete Pupillage which consists of one year spent in an authorised barristers' chambers.

But you already knew that - right?
Not really...all I know, or am interested in knowing, is that when little Sis qualified and I was asked why I didn't follow her lead and go into Law, the answer was simple.. one Solicitor in the family is enough shame for any one family to bear...and I think "Pash" amply demonstrates my point, don't you?

I have to say though, I’m not sure whether “Pash” genuinely can’t read , is being obtuse..or that really is his attempt at wit…or he could just have downed one Chardonnay too many.
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Technically after studying a law degree 'one' has to be Called to the Bar and undertake twelve qualifying sessions. Then 'one' has to complete Pupillage which consists of one year spent in an authorised barristers' chambers.

But you already knew that - right?
Ah.......... now that all depends if you have studdied for a qualifying Law Degree there is a difference.....

To qualify as a barrister there are four main stages you must complete:

Academic Stage – undergraduate degree in law, or undergraduate degree in any other subject at the minimum of a 2ii. If you choose the route of an undergraduate degree in a subject other than Law you must take a one year conversion course (CPE).


Vocational Stage – You must join one of the four Inns before you commence this stage of training. Once you have successfully completed this stage you will be Called to the Bar by your Inn. You will also have to undertake 12 qualifying sessions (previously known as “dining”) before Call to the Bar.


Pupillage – one year spent in an authorised pupillage training organisation (either barristers’ chambers or another approved legal environment).


CPD – continuing professional development. Barristers are now subject to certain requirements in order to keep their practising certificates. CPD is usually in the form of courses or lectures

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oh Jono.... You see you try and be cleaver and it kinda all falls down around you doesn’t it.. Never mind..Bless

If one passes one Bar Exam one becomes a Barrister.. not a Baby Sitter

If one has just passed their LLB (hons) and is undergoing a pupilage one possibly becomes your Baby Sitter as wages in chambers are to be honest pitiful.. and obtaining some additional Tax Free cash is always handy..

Lets hope your Baby sitter is declaring her additional income or she could be dis-bared and you could be charged with aiding and abetting fraud against the HMRC.... that being said I’m sure you properly operate a PAYE scheme for your employee so she doesn’t not have to worry..

I am reassured by the fact that you have visited http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prig for your definition of the noun prig, and managed to copy and paste their definition into your post, this shows initiative on your part which in turn as evidence of your intellectual climb from the primeval soup of intellect is indeed encouraging.

Keep up the good work next Term and please try harder
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Not really...all I know, or am interested in knowing, is that when little Sis qualified and I was asked why I didn't follow her lead and go into Law, the answer was simple.. one Solicitor in the family is enough shame for any one family to bear...and I think "Pash" amply demonstrates my point, don't you?

Stunning.......

And its Chablis Premier Cru not Chardonay....

What Uni Did Little Sis go to and what Degree did she study??
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Ah.......... now that all depends if you have studdied for a qualifying Law Degree there is a difference.....

To qualify as a barrister there are four main stages you must complete:

Academic Stage – undergraduate degree in law, or undergraduate degree in any other subject at the minimum of a 2ii. If you choose the route of an undergraduate degree in a subject other than Law you must take a one year conversion course (CPE).


Vocational Stage – You must join one of the four Inns before you commence this stage of training. Once you have successfully completed this stage you will be Called to the Bar by your Inn. You will also have to undertake 12 qualifying sessions (previously known as “dining”) before Call to the Bar.


Pupillage – one year spent in an authorised pupillage training organisation (either barristers’ chambers or another approved legal environment).


CPD – continuing professional development. Barristers are now subject to certain requirements in order to keep their practising certificates. CPD is usually in the form of courses or lectures

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10/10 for Google searches http://www.barcouncil.org.uk/trainin...omeabarrister/
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