A rap song I made up.

[Team Cigarette II]

Snooooooooooop..
Snooooooooooop..

When the pimp's in the crib ma
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
Drop it like it's hot
When the pigs try to get at ya
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
Park it like it's hot
And if a nigga get a attitude
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
Pop it like it's hot
I got the rolly on my arm and I'm pouring Chandon
And I roll the best weed cause I got it going on

Uh! I'm a nice dude, with some nice dreams
See these ice cubes, see these Ice Creams?
Eligible bachelor, million dollar boat
That's whiter than what's spilling down your throat
The Phantom, exterior like fish eggs
The interior like suicide wrist red
I can excercise you, this can be your Phys. Ed
Cheat on your man ma, that's how you get ahizzead
Killer wit the beat, I know killers in the street
Wit the steel that'll make you feel like Chinchilla in the heat
So don't try to run up on my ear talking all that raspy shit
Trying to ask me shit
When my niggaz fill ya vest they ain't gon pass me shit
You should think about it, take a second
Matter fact, you should take four B
And think before you **** wit lil skateboard P



I'm a gangsta, but y'all knew that
Da Big Bo$$ Dogg, yeah I had to do that
I keep a blue flag hanging out my backside
But only on the left side, yeah that's the Crip side
Ain't no other way to play the game the way I play
I cut so much you thought I was a DJ
[scratches] "two!" - "one!" - "yep, three!"
S-N double O-P, D-O double G
I can't fake it, just break it, and when I take it
See I specialize in making all the girls get naked
So bring your friends, all of y'all come inside
We got a world premiere right here, now get live!
So don't change the dizzle, turn it up a little
I got a living room full of fine dime brizzles
Waiting on the Pizzle, the Dizzle and the Shizzle
G's to the bizzack, now ladies here we gizzo


I'm a Bad Boy, wit a lotta ho's
Drive my own cars, and wear my own clothes
I hang out tough, I'm a real Bo$$
Big Snoop Dogg, yeah he's so sharp
On the TV screen and in the magazines
If you play me close, you're on a red beam
Oh you got a gun so you wanna pop back?
AK47 now nigga, stop that!
Cement shoes, now I'm on the move
You're family's crying, now you on the news
They can't find you, and now they miss you
Must I remind you I'm only here to twist you
Pistol whip you, dip you then flip you
Then dance to this mother******* music we crip to
Subscribe nigga, get yo issue
Baby come close, let me see how you get loose!

Snooooooooooop.
Snooooooooooop..

Comments?

[Matt]

Are you on drugs?

[Team Cigarette II]

Nope. I'ma Gangsta and rap music is cool.

[Rupert Munro]

is this that kid who likes to think he has big boats again???

[Rupert Munro]

Originally Posted by Team Cigarette II

Comments?

Where to start...

[Team Cigarette II]

Yo,

I walk around the place. With rap clothes, a stubbed off blade (sharp), and a Lousiville Slugger bat.

I caught one of them jewl robbers once. Hit 'em on the face. Theyre in jail now.

[Team Cigarette II]

Originally Posted by Rupert Munro

is this that kid who likes to think he has big boats again???

I don't got any big boats except a cigarette top gun. I'll show a pic.

[RossM]

haha what a joker!

[Ben]

Originally Posted by Matt

Are you on drugs?

That's insulting to crackheads worldwide. The kid's delusional.

BTW Rupert, why don't you show him a picture of your space shuttle.

[Jon Holmes]

I think its very creative, have you got the words to music dude?

That "Gangsta" is bitchin Chinscratchin man.

[Team Cigarette II]

Originally Posted by Turnip1

I think its very creative, have you got the words to music dude?

That "Gangsta" is bitchin Chinscratchin man.

Thanks man, u are cool. I love music.

[RossM]

Originally Posted by Team Cigarette II

Thanks man, u are cool.

Life ambition has been accomplish

[Rupert Munro]

did you make those up all by yourself?

[Pizzapeetso]

Not a gangsta, just a tossa

[RossM]

Oooo Be careful!
he's from the Ghetto!
he will get his home boys on u!!

[Jon Holmes]

Hey Guy's,

Whatever this kid is, he isnt being rude or harming anyone is he?

Lighten up Chaps.

[Captain Chaos]

i agree turnip, but you have to admit, he is a bit of a bellend.

I also think Ben (in particular) is well aware of his more outlandish antics on other forums.

[RossM]

Originally Posted by Captain Chaos

i agree turnip, but you have to admit, he is a bit of a bellend.

couldn't of put it better myself LMAO

[JamesM]

Izzy Wizzy is a bee
Izzy Wizzy sleeps till three
Izzy Wizzy isn't very busy is he

[andyxs]

yo johny boat dude that rap was rad man ur lyrical gangsta ways inspire us all to wright bass dropin phat rhythms man

howd i do in the gangsta lingo competiton?