A Wife.......
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text.............
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. love you.
He replied.......”Am having a s#!t. Please advise.”
Keanaz
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