an acttractive young women walks up to the bar in a rural pub . she signals for the barman to bring his face close to hers. ''are you the manager ? '' she asks, running her fingers thru his hair . ''NO'' he replies . '' can you get him for me ?'' she asks, stroking his face and allowing two fingers to slip into his mouth so he can suck them gently . '' No sorry he replies , clearly aroused '' can i give him a message ?'' ''tell him there's no toilet roll ''
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