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Old 01-07-2004, 01:45 PM   #61
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Re: Re: Missus Commits Sin No.2

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Hey, that's a lovely sharp tounge you've got there! my kind'a comment
razor, when it comes to "IT" i'm afraid! I know i've never met her, but there's absolutely zero about Mrs Beckham that i think is desirable or pleasant in anyway.

She is one of the very few subjects with which i am totally forbiden to speak about...when in the presence of Ms Chaos!

sorry, rant over! mouth zipped!
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Old 01-07-2004, 01:46 PM   #62
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Captain C has always had a soft spot for Pauline Fowler. I'm not allowed round his when eastenders is on and he always watches it with the sound off and his "magic sock" in his hand.

Anyway, it might be difficult to get Ace back to blighty as recent reports suggest that the HMS Gay has run out of kit-kat chunkys and Ace aka Roger the cabin boy has to sort out the vending machines, as he is 5th engineer.
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Old 01-07-2004, 01:52 PM   #63
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Actually, its a malfunctioning spiral on selection C2 thats causing the problem!

Cant get the part till next month!

Now feck off and go back to your other forum

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Old 02-07-2004, 10:08 AM   #64
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You only liv once...

Here you go Captain...more ethereal for you...

(Mrs. Chaos I'm only humouring him. He'd probably run a mile if Liv showed up. Well 100 yard dash anyways ...if he's as fit as I am)

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Update

Terminator has found someone.

Still top secret so leave him alone.

But he was great boating company for the last few weeks and now it all has to stop again.

Ah well.

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Old 02-07-2004, 10:20 AM   #66
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So do we

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Old 02-07-2004, 10:58 AM   #67
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WELL DONE MISSUS

Oh Liv Tyler of Joy! Now thats a lot lot lot better missus!

She's a sexy beast.....and i reckon those lips provide a great vacum seal.................naughty

And i'm only capable of the 100cm dash......thats when my fly button bursts and my gut jumps forward!!!
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it's such a curse being a visual person...

you're very funny tho' Captain.

Glad you're sorted at last

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Old 02-07-2004, 11:22 AM   #69
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I'm not into me aesthetics!

Oi Missus, I think Ms Chaos is pretty, but she's the exception to the rule!!

I was the one fella that fancied sporty spice coz (other than that annoying 'pool accent) she seemed a genuine giggle!

I own an estate and all my clothes are from Marks & sparks!

Oh, and Ms Chaos certainly doesnt date me for my good looks!.....

or my great conversation, or my package, or my money..................In fact I may be getting dumped!!!
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I think she loves you cos you're cheerful and easygoing. And probably kind.

Very attractive qualities

Keep up the good work and look forward to photies of the boat at some stage

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