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Old 30-09-2004, 08:41 PM   #21
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OK, I'll be the ignorant one. What is TWOCing?
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Old 30-09-2004, 08:45 PM   #22
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In Joburg it means Taking without owners consent. i.e. car stealing
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Old 30-09-2004, 08:59 PM   #23
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Thanks.
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Old 30-09-2004, 10:00 PM   #24
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Is that pronounced 2sing or Twok-ing?
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Old 01-10-2004, 09:16 AM   #25
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I think 2sing is when you get lucky with a couple of totties
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Old 01-10-2004, 11:18 AM   #26
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Hey Johano, why do you south africans make ya botes out of papier mashe?
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Old 01-10-2004, 11:27 AM   #27
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So they can wipe their arse with them after the boats have disintergrated and the skippers shit em selves.
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Old 01-10-2004, 08:33 PM   #28
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We have found that the use of advanced laminating techniques have yielded very good results using paper mache. Also nearly all our production winds up in Greece and the conditions and light usage don't require anything more robust. paper mache also offers a graet saving in weight. looking at the photos of yourself and your bote it would seem that lightweight isn't an important isue to you.

Another good reason for using paper mache is that Tawpeedos pass strait through the boat without exploding, quite an important issue in your case I should think

In Joburg Johnson is slang for prick I sense it has a similar meaning in the UK

Mr Don I presume the R in your name stands for Ramble I must say your comments are very Boering
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Old 01-10-2004, 10:06 PM   #29
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just what exactly is Boering?

If by perchance you should mean Boring, then that is a label more aptly associated with the drivel you come out with.

Boring - Something uninteresting.

Humour - to make joke

Lighten up Johano

By the way isnt the Falcon a rib?
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Old 01-10-2004, 11:35 PM   #30
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By the way, isnt the Falcon a rib?
Losely speaking, yes, but unless you wanna get 'dissed' big time, you'll have to stop using the words 'RIB' and 'Falcon' together too much! (owners of the genuine article will get most upset)
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just what exactly is Boering?

If by perchance you should mean Boring, then that is a label more aptly associated with the drivel you come out with.



By the way isnt the Falcon a rib?
Hi ramby We like to think they are the best Ribs
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Old 02-10-2004, 08:28 AM   #32
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well im sure you do.

Just as every man on the planet reckons his knob is the biggest.


Thing is, it aint a Hardboat its more of a softboat.

I shouldnt think too many members of this Forum would have much interest in toys like that.

Dont Toys R Us have a Forum?

Ramble Ramble Ramble Ramble . . . . . . . . . . . .
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Old 02-10-2004, 09:30 AM   #33
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Just as every man on the planet reckons his knob is the biggest.


A Why do you say that is it cos I is Blick?

Thing is, it aint a Hardboat its more of a softboat.

I shouldnt think too many members of this Forum would have much interest in toys like that.

Dont Toys R Us have a Forum?

A Dinky sorry I mean dinghy toys perhaps.
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Old 02-10-2004, 11:15 AM   #34
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Johano,

You really need to work on the subtlties of English Humour.
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Old 04-10-2004, 12:25 PM   #35
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You really need to work on the subtlties of English Humour.
If you need any help feel free to give me a call
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Old 04-10-2004, 12:27 PM   #36
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'Priceless'!.....How's the fishing going Stu?
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Old 04-10-2004, 02:07 PM   #37
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'Priceless'!.....How's the fishing going Stu?
I am probably walking in to one here.....but what fishing?
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Old 04-10-2004, 02:19 PM   #38
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I am probably walking in to one here.....but what fishing?
The Mackeral fishing of course!
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Old 04-10-2004, 02:51 PM   #39
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You really need to work on the subtlties of English Humour.


inn fakt eyve laft sow mucch mi bollix as fel orf.

i fink i smel fissh

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