Fixing the airline industry

[Matt]

Letter to the New York Times

SIR:

Why not replace all female flight attendants with good lookin'
strippers. What the hell? The attendants have got old and haggard looking.
They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?

The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol
consumption (adding to profits) and get a "party atmosphere" going in the
cabin. And they would no doubt accept tips, reducing overhead for the
airlines.

Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing
naked women. And, of course, every hetrosexual businessman in the
country would start flying again.

Hijackings would therefore become things of the past and the
bankrupt airlines would become profitable again.

Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?

Why do I still have to do everything myself?

Sincerely,

Bill Clinton

[Cookee]

Hooters have started thier own airline - not strippers but it's a start!