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Old 03-04-2004, 08:02 AM   #1
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Good advert
Someone with a sence of humour, wait till his gf sees it though. No nooky for him fora while.

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Old 03-04-2004, 08:08 AM   #2
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I'm way too scared to post what springs to mind!
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Old 03-04-2004, 08:11 AM   #3
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Old 03-04-2004, 09:26 AM   #4
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Her and her sister and their mates would have to be working their way through the good sex guide with me to make me sell my boat.!

and that's me speaking as a previously young and virile man and not the shambling wreck I have become over the last 15 years.
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Old 03-04-2004, 03:50 PM   #5
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i'm O.K...Willows got a wardrobe full of Broomsticks..:wink:
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Old 03-04-2004, 03:58 PM   #6
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i'm O.K...Willows got a wardrobe full of Broomsticks..:wink:
YES...... and I am about to get one out and smack you over the head with it
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Old 03-04-2004, 03:59 PM   #7
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Old 03-04-2004, 05:45 PM   #8
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twozant my missus I was thinking about!
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Old 03-04-2004, 06:21 PM   #9
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Guilty conscience eh? are we feeling a little tetchy?
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Old 03-04-2004, 06:29 PM   #10
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Not guilty m'lord.

Tired rather than tetchy. I tend to do my bit round boats (did loads today) & love boats & I get tired of the old insults...

I reserve the right to look as fugly as I want. I'd much prefer to drive than sit on the fekkin tubes in a swimsuit anyway (scary thought)

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Old 03-04-2004, 06:40 PM   #11
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Reckon you need a happy pill!....count to ten.
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Old 03-04-2004, 06:52 PM   #12
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Feckin heck, you're in a good mood!...Hell hath no fury......!
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:06 PM   #13
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But men insults would be OK?
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:17 PM   #14
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Boats are always refered to as..Her....Missus Not ...Him so that must show who mariners trust with their lives. :wink:
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:27 PM   #15
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Not guilty m'lord.

Tired rather than tetchy. I tend to do my bit round boats (did loads today) & love boats & I get tired of the old insults...

I reserve the right to look as fugly as I want. I'd much prefer to drive than sit on the fekkin tubes in a swimsuit anyway (scary thought)

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Kathleen, if you would like to chat, I am just a PM away....
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Old 03-04-2004, 07:29 PM   #16
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Cheers Mate...just heading out to pub to meet peeps now...

Challenging the stereotypes that's all...

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Old 03-04-2004, 07:38 PM   #17
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Challenging the stereotypes that's all...

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..........Like Tracy Edwards MBE

Professional Sailor since 1980

1985-86 Whitbread Round The World Race
Crew Member of "Atlantic Privateer"
(1st Cape Town - Auckland leg)
1989-1990 Whitbread Round The World Race
Skipper and Navigator "Maiden"
` First all-women crew in history of event
(3rd in class Solent - Uruguay leg)
(1st in class Uruguay - Freemantle leg)
(1st in class Freemantle - Auckland leg)
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1998 Jules Verne Challenge
2001 Autobiography "Living Every Second"

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Old 03-04-2004, 07:59 PM   #18
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Now that's more like it!!!!

Well done Willow!!!!(xxx)

By comparison, all I have to offer is I like driving Zeb!!!!!!!!!!
OK I never claimed to be any good!!!!!!!

Going to meet Jackso & Suzuki Pete & Troy now for grub & torkin over the day's adventures...

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