How do they answer their phone?

[Ben]

?

[Louise]

Is that one of gArf's businesses?

[Rogue Wave]

There used to be a Chinky in the Kings road (world end) in London called Ho Lee Fook

[Atlantic Xpat]

I used to deal with a bloke from a Korean company who rejoiced in the name "Suk Bum Choi"

[Ben]

Back in New York, I had a fellow employee in a music store by the name of Myron Lipschitz.

I of course had to ask him if his lipschitz what's his ar.....ole do? He somehow didn't find the humour in my perfectly reasonable question.

[marshan162]

Knew someone who had a school teacher called Mr Wanka, Wise choice of career

Karl

[Gav]

My old PE Teacher was called "Roland Tumble"!!!!

[Captain Chaos]

Kid is my school called James Cack.....poor boy changed his name to James Carr a few years ago, this was an ingenious plan and was running ever so smoothly untill last xmas when me mate walked into the pub completely bladdered....spotted the said fella and then shouted (as if through a 1000KW Pa system)

"Oi Cack, Long time no see".............

..........I just up & left!

so shit really does stick!