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Old 23-02-2009, 09:46 AM   #1
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I woudn't be seen dead...

...behind this.

What the Fkk were they thinking??

Someone's had a taste bypass.

The sort of dash Manos would order.
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Old 23-02-2009, 03:58 PM   #2
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Old 23-02-2009, 04:04 PM   #3
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Mm that Dash reminds me of the 80s trans am Kitt. Its just missing the Hoff.
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DO NOT diss "the Hoff" !! He's JF's favourite actor/popstar!
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Old 23-02-2009, 04:33 PM   #6
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...he's back.

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Old 23-02-2009, 05:36 PM   #8
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Watched it on ...

http://www.miamiboatshowtv.com/friday.htm

it gave you the full flavour of this understated dash I think the problem with the squeeker xs 2000 is it's failure to have a blingbling dash
personally I think this dash needs a stallion of a man like Burt Reynolds or Magnum complete with tash and medallion holding the wheel to bring out the beauty in it's design and ye average pot bellied pale fish and chip shop loving Englishman just fails to cut it behind such a masterpiece!!!

PS ... and I think he said it was a safety dash with airbags, I am sure I heard the salesman mumble at the end of the interview " who's the daddy now then "
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Old 23-02-2009, 06:00 PM   #9
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ye average pot bellied pale fish and chip shop loving Englishman just fails to cut it behind such a masterpiece!!!:

Oi! that's a bit strong innit! I'm trying to lose weight, but it aint easy.
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Old 23-02-2009, 06:19 PM   #10
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I'm trying to lose weight, but it aint easy.

Apparently it is, you just gotta put less in yer gob, and do more! I can't see it ever catching on though.
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Says Mr Universe.
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Oi! that's a bit strong innit! I'm trying to lose weight, but it aint easy.
No not an upstanding gent such as your self JF but I think I have a few mates that fit the bill quite nicely

anyhow I've seen a photo of you, you posted driving your Fletcher Arrow thingy and you looked a fine outstanding medallion man and defo not a pale pasty chip shop munching knotted head hanky kind of guy
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