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Old 17-01-2007, 09:13 AM   #3
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Old 19-01-2007, 03:25 AM   #5
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One morning, three Southerners and three Yankees were in a ticket


line at a train station. The three Northerners each bought a ticket

while the

three southerners bought just one.

"How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one


the Yankees.

"Watch and learn," answered one of the boys from the South.

All six boarded the train where the three Yankees sat down, but the


Southerners crammed into a toilet together and closed the door.

Shortly after the train departed, the conductor came around to collect

tickets. He knocked on the toilet door and said, "Ticket, please.

The door opened just a crack and a single arm emerged with a ticket in


The conductor took it and moved on.

The Yankees saw this happen and agreed it was quite a clever idea.

Indeed, so

clever they decided to do the same thing on the return trip and save



That afternoon when they got back to the station, they bought a single


for the return trip and watched, while to their astonishment, the three

Southerners didn't buy even one ticket.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket?" asked a perplexed


"Watch and learn," answered the three Southern boys in unison. When they

boarded the train, the three Northerners crammed themselves into a

toilet and

the three Southerners crammed into another toilet just down the way.

Shortly after the train began to move, one of the Southerners left their

toilet and walked over to the toilet in which the Yankees were hiding.

The Southerner knocked on the door and said, "Ticket, please."

There's just no way on God's green earth to explain how the Yankees ever


the war.
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