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Old 05-04-2004, 11:12 AM   #1
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Male female translator

Girls' English

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

"It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now!

" Do what you want" = You'll pay 4 this later!

We need to talk" = I need to bitch.

"Sure......Go ahead" = I don't want you too.

" I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you stupid moron!

" How much do you love me?" = I did something today your not going' like me 4.

"Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful.

" You have to learn to communicate!" = Just agree with me.

" Are you listening to me?" = Too late, you're dead!




Guy's English

" I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

" I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

" I'm tired " - I'm tired

" Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" Can I take you to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

" May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

"Nice dress" = Nice cleavage.

" You look tensed, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you.

" What's wrong? " = What meaningless self inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

" What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

" I love you" = Let's have sex right now.

" I love you too" = Okay i said it we'd better have sex now!

" Let's talk" = I am trying' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!

" Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal 4 you to have sex with other guys.

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Old 05-04-2004, 08:17 PM   #2
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Old 05-04-2004, 09:14 PM   #3
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