Money back.

[Pash 1]

Today I received an email from our Security company who "Guard" our Office Building at London Bridge (Just opposite London Bridge Station) who said that the G20 protesters (you know them, he Guardian reading, Peruvian hat wearing Bleeding Heart Liberals, Claiming the Dole for "Incapacity" and "Job seeker allowance" whilst sanding down their flooring to obtain that stripped pine look!! overlaid with Azerbaijani woven birthing blankets) are meeting up at London Bridge station at 11am on Wednesday - their best advise (The security company who pay the minimum wage to their "Guards") is come in dress in a "casual fashion" – I’m dressing as a lesbian in a Kaftan - who knows I may even get a date

[Andy B]

well you do wear a wig

[dowdy]

Originally Posted by Pash 1

Today I received an email from our Security company who "Guard" our Office Building at London Bridge (Just opposite London Bridge Station) who said that the G20 protesters (you know them, he Guardian reading, Peruvian hat wearing Bleeding Heart Liberals, Claiming the Dole for "Incapacity" and "Job seeker allowance" whilst sanding down their flooring to obtain that stripped pine look!! overlaid with Azerbaijani woven birthing blankets) are meeting up at London Bridge station at 11am on Wednesday - their best advise (The security company who pay the minimum wage to their "Guards") is come in dress in a "casual fashion" – I’m dressing as a lesbian in a Kaftan - who knows I may even get a date

If you register as an alcholic you get a giro for that,check it out!

[Andy B]

From cash back on your mortgage to alcoholic lesbians!
I love talking about boats

[dowdy]

you forgot the cakes,after all,this the bollix section.

[Pash 1]

Originally Posted by dowdy

you forgot the cakes,after all,this the bollix section.

Cakes dont mention those or else TD will chip in

[Andy B]

cakemad.com

[Pash 1]

Originally Posted by Andy B

well you do wear a wig

Steady Tiger

[Pash 1]

Originally Posted by Andy B

cakemad.com

That is the personal home page of a certain Mr Davis dont abuse the forum thats on there!!!!!!!!

See recent post "Manor House Cake and the deficiencies of Mr Kipling"

[Pash 1]

Originally Posted by Andy B

cant open bottles,
i find the wine that comes in a box very aggreable.
you can stand it on the edge of the coffee table, lye on the floor and just open the tap

Brings back memories of my University days (50 million years ago) and a certain Sheila Pocock she was a haven for many a law student

[Ciao]

Originally Posted by Pash 1

Today I received an email from our Security company who "Guard" our Office Building at London Bridge (Just opposite London Bridge Station) who said that the G20 protesters (you know them, he Guardian reading, Peruvian hat wearing Bleeding Heart Liberals, Claiming the Dole for "Incapacity" and "Job seeker allowance" whilst sanding down their flooring to obtain that stripped pine look!! overlaid with Azerbaijani woven birthing blankets) are meeting up at London Bridge station at 11am on Wednesday - their best advise (The security company who pay the minimum wage to their "Guards") is come in dress in a "casual fashion" – I’m dressing as a lesbian in a Kaftan - who knows I may even get a date

I was working in the city on LIFFE (Cannon Bridge) going back 10 years ago, when the nutters last turned up.

They managed to flood out the basement of our building to take to the power out. (We had stand by generators)

They then decided to make a raid up the escalators.

Big Mistake.

One of the boys working on the market was ex. ICF - and you can imagine what happened next.

Long story short the idiots trashed Cannon Street.

I managed to get my staff out of there, and take them over London Bridge to a safe Wine Bar.

Not a pleasant day.

[dowdy]

Makes toxteth look like a kindergarten.

[Ciao]

Originally Posted by dowdy

Makes toxteth look like a kindergarten.

We were used to it in those days!

I was quoting a customer on the phone when an IRA bomb went off!

(I still have the tape)

[dowdy]

I am not the only one then,one of my shops,at charing cross,was blown to smithereens and solicitors,record shop,estate agency.

[motorvator]

Originally Posted by Pash 1

undisclosed kickbacks

Shit, tell me we're not gonna have to give ours back

[Pash 1]

"Undislcosed Kickbacks"

Originally Posted by motorvator

Shit, tell me we're not gonna have to give ours back

They were NOT Kickbacks ! - They were Gifts from Discerning Friends