More Pash Bollox

[Pash 1]

Originally Posted by BigBird1964

Martin, get your head out of your own arse for 5 minutes and grow some balls. As I keep telling you, either grow a pair and share the info, or shut the feck up and go away.

I am fairly confident when I say, we are ALL bored with your bollocks, you are too keen to hide behind 'lawyer' speak, well it doesn't mean sh*t on a public forum so try and talk like a normal person when you are off duty.

Simon....... Please........... If you cant understand English don’t resort to swearing it demeans your intellect

[motorvator]

Originally Posted by Jon Fuller

Ah yes.

I love you









































Said in a very gruff Tiger Tanaka voice of course

[Pash 1]

So Kerry - you are two timing Chaos..... Tut tut

[BigBird1964]

By the way, I think you will find that you have to invoke Chatham House rules at the start of a conversation in order for them to apply.

I don't remember the conversation that involved several people at Drivers that day being under the law of 'secret squirell', so please go ahead and tell all.

[Jon Fuller]

I hope he's better than this in Court!

[Pash 1]

Originally Posted by BigBird1964

By the way, I think you will find that you have to invoke Chatham House rules at the start of a conversation in order for them to apply.

I don't remember the conversation that involved several people at Drivers that day being under the law of 'secret squirell', so please go ahead and tell all.

Did you have to look that up Simon?

You have a voice, use it instead of hiding behind others to defend you animosity...

or would you rather speak behing closed doors....and leave it up to others to fight your battles?

[Pash 1]

Originally Posted by Jon Fuller

I hope he's better than this in Court!

One day you might find out!!!!!!!!!!


Only if your caught for speeding you understand - not wishing to be trickiefied or anything....

[Pash 1]

Originally Posted by Pash 1

Did you have to look that up Simon?

You have a voice, use it instead of hiding behind others to defend you animosity...

or would you rather speak behing closed doors....and leave it up to others to fight your battles?

Jon, you wouldn’t even have a "voice" in Court - So yes, I would be better than you!

[BigBird1964]

Originally Posted by Pash 1

Did you have to look that up Simon?

You have a voice, use it instead of hiding behind others to defend you animosity...

or would you rather speak behing closed doors....and leave it up to others to fight your battles?

Yes I did look it up, unlike you I don't pretend to know the law!

I do have a voice and I am using it, just thought I would give you a chance to be a man for once, guess I was wrong. By the way who exactly am I hiding behind and who is defending me and fighting my battles? Maybe you need to re-read this thread, it's me, just me, so bring it on.

If you would rather I gave out he info, please just let me know. I'm fairly sure I still have a full set of balls at my disposal.

[motorvator]

Is 'diminished capacity' still available as a defence even it's your brief that's the nutter

[Jon Fuller]

Originally Posted by Pash 1

Jon, you wouldn’t even have a "voice" in Court - So yes, I would be better than you!

I didn't ask if you would be better than me, I just said I hope you're 'better than this' in court.

Do try and pay attention. And stop putting words in peoples mouths.

[Jon Fuller]

Originally Posted by motorvator

Is 'diminished capacity' still available as a defence even it's your brief that's the nutter

Wouldn't 'delusions of adequacy' be a better defence.

[Pash 1]

Originally Posted by BigBird1964

Yes I did look it up, unlike you I don't pretend to know the law!

I do have a voice and I am using it, just thought I would give you a chance to be a man for once, guess I was wrong. By the way who exactly am I hiding behind and who is defending me and fighting my battles? Maybe you need to re-read this thread, it's me, just me, so bring it on.

If you would rather I gave out he info, please just let me know. I'm fairly sure I still have a full set of balls at my disposal.

You haven’t taken your Methylphenidate tablets (Ritalin) tonight have you Simon... Take them like a good boy.... you know what the Doctor said would happen if you didn't

[Pash 1]

Originally Posted by Jon Fuller

Wouldn't 'delusions of adequacy' be a better defence.

Only if they were factual

[Pash 1]

Originally Posted by Jon Fuller

I didn't ask if you would be better than me, I just said I hope you're 'better than this' in court.

Do try and pay attention. And stop putting words in peoples mouths.

Jon I was verbalising your animations Step up to the plate and try what I do for yourself instead of making assumptions

[BigBird1964]

Originally Posted by Pash 1

You haven’t taken your Methylphenidate tablets (Ritalin) tonight have you Simon... Take them like a good boy.... you know what the Doctor said would happen if you didn't

Yeah, he said I would turn into a delusional, lightweight lawyer with balls the size of peanuts.

Just going to double the dose, just in case he was right.

[Pash 1]

Originally Posted by BigBird1964

Yeah, he said I would turn into a delusional, lightweight lawyer with balls the size of peanuts.

Just going to double the dose, just in case he was right.

When you needed advice (for free) this "lightweight" Lawyer answered your call ..........

[Pash 1]

Originally Posted by Pash 1

When you needed advice (for free) this "lightweight" Lawyer answered your call ..........

Pro Bono work for the underclass’s never pays....

[motorvator]

Ok look, it seems that this conspiracy theory doing the rounds at the moment, whilst being an admirable idea to raise the profile of powerboating generally, has very little real teeth.



It seems to me that what we need is some sort of Arronowesqe affair.

I am therefore offerring my services to do someone on here over for the highest bidder.

So bids please, along with the name that you'd like done over and any special requests you'd like added to the scenario.

Anybody gets more than one vote and I could do some sort of special price.


Oh and the swallows are flying south for the summer

[Pash 1]

"Only if the rain fall is good in Ghana"
You know where im going with this Kerry?