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Old 02-02-2005, 12:53 PM   #1
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Never Argue With A Woman

NEVER ARGUE WITH A WOMAN
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> A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.
> The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.
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> One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.
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> She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book. Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading a book,"she replies, [thinking "Isn't it obvious?"]
"You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her. "I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing; I'm reading." "Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
> "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman. "But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."
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> "Have a nice day, ma'am," and he left. . .
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> MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's probable she can also think.
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