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Old 02-12-2006, 11:23 PM   #1
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Never lie to your mother!

>> A young man called Paul invited his mother for dinner, during the
>> course
>> of the meal his mother couldn't help but notice how handsome Paul's
>> flatmate, Simon, was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship
>> between the two, and this only made her more curious.
>>
>> Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
>> started to wonder if there was more between Paul and his flatmate
>> than
>> met the eye. Reading his mums thoughts, Paul volunteered, "I know
>> what
>> you must be thinking, but I assure you, Simon & I are just
>> flatmates".
>>
>> About a week later, Simon came to Paul saying, "Ever since your
>> mother
>> came to dinner, I've been unable to find the frying pan, you don't
>> suppose she took it do you?" "Well I doubt it, but I'll email her
>> just
>> to be sure" said Paul
>>
>> So he sat down and wrote:
>>
>> DEAR MOTHER, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID" TAKE THE FRYING PAN
>> FROM MY
>> HOUSE, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DID NOT" TAKE THE FRYING PAN, BUT THE
>> FACT REMAINS THAT IT HAS BEEN MISSING EVER SINCE YOU WERE HERE FOR
>> DINNER. LOVE PAUL
>>
>> Several days later, Paul received an email from his mother which
>> read:
>>
>> DEAR SON, I'M NOT SAYING THAT YOU "DO" SLEEP WITH SIMON, AND I'M NOT
>> SAYING THAT YOU "DO NOT" SLEEP WITH SIMON, BUT THE FACT REMAINS
>> THAT IF
>> HE WAS SLEEPING IN HIS OWN BED, HE WOULD HAVE FOUND THE FRYING PAN BY
>> NOW. LOVE MUM
>>
>> Lesson of the day, NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER
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