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Old 30-07-2008, 08:28 PM   #1
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Outright Purchase - V- Leasing

The math on the Paul McCartney - Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time.



This is Heather. (Pic 1)






On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!



This is Kristen. (Pic 2)




Had Paul McCartney 'employed' Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or 'to do' lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Sometimes Leasing makes far more sense.
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Old 30-07-2008, 10:44 PM   #2
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I lay upon a grassy bank
My hands were all a quiver
I slowly undid her suspender belt
And her leg fell in the river.
- a poem by Sir Paul McCartney


News reports have confirmed that Paul McCartney has separated from his wife Heather Mills- McCartney.

Mrs Mills- McCartney is said to be distraught over the split "He has been my crutch for so long!!" She said in an earlier briefing, "I have no idea why this has happened, I'm stumped"

She's reported to be making frantic efforts to keep the split as civil as possible.

"She's running around in circles", according to a close friend, "she will need all the support she can get its not like its easy to walk out on a relationship like this"

It is not known whether a pre-nuptial agreement was signed prior to the marriage, Paul McCartney is one of the richest men in the world amassing a colossal wealth due to his participation with The Beatles and subsequent musical collaborations, if an agreement hasn't been signed it is believed that she won't have a leg to stand on

Rumours abound over the split have suggested that infidelity may have been the cause. "She's terrible" a source stated, "always trying to get her leg over".

Another source has suggested that her battle with alcoholism was the cause. "Macca couldn't handle it anymore" a friend said "he would get home at night and find her legless"

Many have attributed this to a problem which started with the present that Paul had got prior to the wedding; he gave her a new prosthetic leg for Christmas but that was just a stocking-filler. The main gift was a plane but then he gave her a Ladyshave for the other leg.
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Old 31-07-2008, 09:21 AM   #3
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Old 06-08-2008, 11:12 AM   #4
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Elliot Spitzer's call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour
Feck that! I would not pay to bonk that thing, she is borderline minging....


When I live in the docklands, my next door but one was a call girl who specialised in 'overnight dates' - She was the hottest thing ever, with a body to die for and charged £2500 for 8 hours!

Kristen is proof that the rich have no taste and no sence of value for money!


Claudia paid for her Docklands flat in under a year, and is now studying some law degree at a London uni. I have no doubt she will have no student debt when she qualifies....
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[QUOTE=verytricky;138271]Feck that! I would not pay to bonk that thing, she is borderline minging....


Yeah look isnt she just the pits ??

Me thinks you need glasses or live in a world full of Super Models ! She's a

lovely looking lady ...

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Old 06-08-2008, 12:26 PM   #6
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lovely looking lady ...

Dont let me let you choose my next girlfriend!!!

Yes, she is OK.
No she is not special.
And definately no - she is not worth parting any cash for!
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Dont let me let you choose my next girlfriend!!!

Yes, she is OK.
No she is not special.
And definately no - she is not worth parting any cash for!


Being the charmer that you are , i doubt very much that you will ever be

looking for a " next girlfriend " as they probably dont ever want to let you

go ....

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lovely looking lady ...


Mmmmnn, but a Hooker none the less, and as TD would say, 'A dirty oul spermbank'.
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Mmmmnn, but a Hooker none the less

How very true but then again she's probably richer than all of us ( the biatch ) I certainly cant earn $4000 in an hour and have the choice of when I go to work !!

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How very true but then again she's probably richer than all of us ( the biatch ) I certainly cant earn $4000 in an hour and have the choice of when I go to work !!

Become a Lawyer

Lets face it, she Tricky's hooker friend has traded screwing clients overnight for £2500 to doing it during the day infront of an old chap wearing a wig !

Thats why Laywers never get bitten by Sharks its "Professional Courtesy"

Good Luck to the girl - she's got at least 7 years hard graft infront of her before she qualifies and then at least another 10 before she get her Silks
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and as TD would say, 'A dirty oul spermbank'.

Ewwwwwwww thats gross , true but gross
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[QUOTE=verytricky;138271]Feck that! I would not pay to bonk that thing, she is borderline minging....
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Have you been to spec savers lately.

Any how whos looking at the face
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