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Old 28-06-2008, 07:51 PM   #1
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how about this,i.ve just been pulled over by the gestapo the sirren was going blue lights then two jumped out in bullit proof vests.now the best bit they gave me a ticket for drinking a strawberry milk shake while driving,he was not impressed when i asked him if vanilla was illegal too
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Old 28-06-2008, 07:54 PM   #2
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its not illegal to drink a strawberry milk shake or vanila for that matter, what was the Citation on the ticket?

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Old 28-06-2008, 08:08 PM   #3
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he cautioned me,he said he could do me for dangeriose driving,he asked me if i could still change gear and use the indecaters,i told him it was automatic but i dont buy milkshakes when its raining as i then need my left hand to turn the wipers on.i thought it was so funny but he didnt.thanks anyway
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Old 28-06-2008, 08:21 PM   #4
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Good Standing down from defence mode

So you just go a show and go ticket then.....
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Old 28-06-2008, 08:29 PM   #5
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funny when I was banged up & they were removing my car they all stopped at Mc D's in it and had a full meal while driving back to the station, shakes & all.
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Old 28-06-2008, 08:34 PM   #6
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what still cracks me up is them stood there in the bullit proof vests like i was gona shoot them with me thick shake
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It's people like you that are leading our children astray with your 'drinking thick shakes' in daylight.

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Old 28-06-2008, 08:50 PM   #8
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Old 28-06-2008, 08:56 PM   #9
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when i got home i told binny i got stopped she lactured me about speeding then i told her,feck did i laugh
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Old 28-06-2008, 08:57 PM   #10
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were you drinking thru a straw????
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Old 28-06-2008, 09:00 PM   #11
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next time im gona put the milk shake in the boot and have a hose pipe up to the front to drink ,that will feck em
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I wonder how Stephen H gets away with driving
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Now i've got the vision of Scott here.
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Are those Rayban Straws????
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maybe i should contact rayban and see if there will make some
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Nah you want to piss em off tell them your a Supporter to Free Harry Roberts & what is there view




Oh use of the above makes a 24 hour stay compulsory.
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Nah you want to piss em off tell them your a Supporter to Free Harry Roberts & what is there view




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That was close John, thought you said Garry Roberts there thats my name,no connection to the above

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Old 29-06-2008, 10:25 AM   #20
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nice,i just looked it up i reckon would put them in a good mood whens your next cat rush john
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