While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, a doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.
Eventually, the topic got around to former Texas Governor, George W. Bush, and his elevation to the White House
The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, President Bush is just a post turtle."
Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a post turtle was.
The old rancher said, "Ya know, when you're driving down a country road and ya come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."
The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain. "Well, ya know he didn't git there by himself, he really don't belong there, he sure as hell don't know what to do while he is up there, and ya just wanna help the dumb shit git down!"