Professional Boat Sales

[Johnny Rocket]

Hey Jono!

On your web site it says "Our expertise: hfdhfdhfdfdhfhf b vbn"

Did you have too many Jaffa Cakes in your mouth when you briefed your web designer?

[Jon Fuller]

I think it's a perfect description.

They're not that easy to find either!

find us

And intersting history

About us

Dy'a wanna link to ya site on our links page nobba, or would you be too embarassed to be associated with BM? (A premier website ya know)

[Jono]

Don't you lot start... just don't feckin' start... Web designers, I spit on 'em.. nearly as slow as boat builders... nearly as reliable as anyone who spends their time sniffin' resin or glues... What is it with folks associated with boatin' industries?... I can only put it down to solvent abuse/alcohol intolerance...

Anyone remember that crappy cartoon that used to be in places like the old fashioned 'bikes spares shop.. above the counter? You know, the one that said "You want it when?" with a cartoon rolling around the floor laughing?......

welcome to the boat trade....

[Atlantic Xpat]

Hmm, our favourite Greek even has a better webshite than that!

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by Jono
welcome to the boat trade....

What you mean is "welcome to the IT business"... it's a simple and beautiful relationship between client and supplier - client pays, supplier supplies!

Obviously you need a reliable web designer with a decent command of the English language. Now where would you find one of those, I wonder?

[Ice Kiddie]

Originally posted by Matt
Does such a person exist?

Well, they certainly are a rare and valuable comodity!

[Ice Kiddie]

Oops to you too!

[Ice Kiddie]

Now, I've just had an idea.... I have a mission for you... (should you choose to accept it).... there's a free forum hosting company that needs a software re-write....

[Jono]

Originally posted by Matt
Uh-Huh. Tell us what ya know then!

Well.. the first thing I know is, don't put feckin' great V8 petrol engiines in 'em if you wanna be able to afford to use 'em...

[Rogue Wave]

Originally posted by Ice Kiddie
What you mean is "welcome to the IT business"... it's a simple and beautiful relationship between client and supplier - client pays, supplier supplies!


Obviously you need a reliable web designer with a decent command of the English language. Now where would you find one of those, I wonder?

Speaking as an ex IT manager my understanding of the relationship is

client pays, supplier supplies tekkie surfs


Re the web designers with a good command of the lingo. Give Chinese Ken a try

[Jono]

Originally posted by Matt
Uh-Huh. Tell us what ya know then!

Actually.. yer right.. it does look a little pretentious.. and is a complete load of ol' bollocks. What it should say is

"one of us spends all day, every day on the water in all weathers and knows boats...the other is a bald headed ol' tosser who knows feck' all, but will kick the crap out of me if I don't include him"....

...but that wouldn't instill a sense of confidence in potential customers, now would it? Call it "artistic licence...."