Follow up: The Z4 (thanks Mr Rob) is taken to a BMW garage in M**Chester.
Electrics are re-wired.
Ex-wife pitches up, “There u go Mrs Ciao all done for you.” (I can’t do a Northern Accent in type)
Salesman fires up engine, catches fire, burns the brand new 7 series next to it, Z4 totally scorched, BMW dealership closed, fire engines called.
…My son rings me.”Daddy, I’m only 11 but I think I’ve seen it all now!!!”
“Well its different mate, but you still haven’t been over the Needles (+++)……..”
“Well if I do that will I end up boring and look at boatsad day after day?”
“You can’t do a lot worse than your Mother in recent days.”
“Point taken Daddy, what time on Monday do I start my sailing lessons?”
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