On my desk I have:
A 21st birthday card, I'm 29
A doorbell
Some super clean antifog lens wipes
A maglite with flat batterys that have been flat since 2002
A 200bar pressure gauge, no idea why I have that!
A bike light - rear
Some holiday forms from work.
A periscope
Some blue M4 ring crimps
The lid from a Cadbury's mini roll holder
A padlock
blank cd's
Sunglasses
Auto meter stickers
M20 stainless washers x 8
Lots of postits
A yellow m6 ring crimp
A bouncy ball with a smiley face on it
Painkillers
OMP Roll cage documents, serial number, stickers etc.
A small radio
My now legendary digital camera
The rest of the Cadbury's mini roll holder (just found it)
Battery's - most likely flat
A small metal bar
A racing car money box that I think may have once had chocolate money init.
Some anti static bags - empty
An old 35mm film, no idea whats on it or how long its been there
Coasters
Photos's of my boat
not actually put up just hiding under the piles of crap.
2004/5 tide time table book
An empty bag
Laser spirit level
Air freshener that plugs in the wall
Pens, mouse, monitor, CD's, books, bank documents and some other stuff that I cant really be bothered to put down.
That lots just on my desk, all the heavier more expensive crap is on the floor. So no its not just you!!!