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Old 21-05-2004, 10:58 PM   #21
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Ah that's no good Willow. You can't neglect us like that

How are the bears?

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Yes I have noticed a few 'strangers'.... maybe gArfie has come back as a woman?
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Old 21-05-2004, 11:17 PM   #22
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Well, it's definitely not Ice Kiddie cos he's far too busy winding up Chrisallse over on the other side... My apologies, Willow - he's had too much champers!
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Old 22-05-2004, 12:49 AM   #23
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I am glad to be innecent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! or am I ??????????
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Old 22-05-2004, 07:12 AM   #24
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lol
Course you're not innocent (how's the new job going?)...no Boatmadder is ever innocent...that's why I had such a long list to go through & I forgot a few people an all...

But I woke up this morning thinking

How could I be so stooopid????

Of course I know who it is!!!! And all the clues fit nicely

But I'm not telling you lot cos it's more fun for you all not knowing.



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Old 22-05-2004, 08:46 AM   #25
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MUM that´s not fair, well you tell me when I come over, I love the new job I am at least 20 years younger in spirit and dealing with wonderful Maltese people which I will probably know better later in the year when I meet them. It is a big day today for me Maria Erla is gratuating from college so last night Iwas baking and now I am cooking as we will have bucnh of relatives tonight. Only bad thing is the weather strong wind (force 7-8) and heavy rain, but the party is inisde anyway.
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Old 22-05-2004, 09:16 AM   #26
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Talking Keep up the good work & spirits
1) Looking forward to seeing you for RIBEX and to having your company on Zeb. (Does the Icelandic Govt. know we are looking after one of their most important citizens?)

2) Isn't Crusader a malteser?

3) the party is always on inside on Boatmad

4) I will now do a special message for Maria Erla

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Old 22-05-2004, 10:51 AM   #27
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Well, it's definitely not Ice Kiddie cos he's far too busy winding up Chrisallse over on the other side... My apologies, Willow - he's had too much champers!
That's okay Mrs Nobber.... Boys like to fight over their toys
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Old 22-05-2004, 07:10 PM   #28
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Had a spin to Cowes today....banged into timboli & family on the pontoon...met the Nobs for lunch in the lickle caff with the train set (reminds me ...owe someone a Brownie!!!)

Going round to T's later to get him inebriated & make him forget all about wimmin for a while (& check he knows the route for tomoro cos we're all following him!!! )

A keen boatmadder was spotted in Driver's today with his banjo stickin out from under the engine lid...again

So we got the Nobbers here tonight ... & Littleh. tomoro ...

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Old 22-05-2004, 09:44 PM   #29
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that's Masters in Bollix Torque if yer an ignoramus...
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the Yooniversity of Life
(Ranked top in Paddyland so it's bloody good enuff for you lot)
Dont be taking the piss now missus!
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Old 23-05-2004, 07:54 AM   #30
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Well it was the first time I opened the taps up a bit, and we did get airborne, so you might have a point. Jus remember, if yer standing up you make more of a target for gArf.
1) What a brill spin...& what a boat grin from yerself

2) I was standing to see how bouncy (technical ribsta term) it was compared to a RIB... emmm ...seriously smooth & cornered like an ice skater ...OK we're jealous...

( Boss is right...there's a big difference between the feeling of being IN a boat and the sensation of perching ON a boat (as we do on Zeb)...so I was also surprised at how stable the Phantom felt. )

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BTW gArf & I have an agreement (see fkkin tractor ' tread ' ( ))

No potshots at the Missus for three months...
(I think he doesn't know his months of the year so I'll try to drag it out till Christmas... )
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Old 23-05-2004, 07:04 PM   #31
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Like a really, really good ice skater then

<a href='http://www.smileycentral.com/?partner=ZSzeb008' target='_blank'><img src='http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/7/7_2_105.gif' border=0></a>

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Old 23-05-2004, 08:11 PM   #32
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Old 23-05-2004, 09:00 PM   #33
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