Wanted…….

[Jono]

…New part-time tea boy…must be able to make a “proper” cup of tea…not ya Southern Wussy…all milk and sugar type….. whilst simultaneously washing laminating rollers in buckets of acetone, mixing up a fresh batch of resin and sweeping the floor….. trade qualifications not necessary… but the ability to bounce well…. or at least land gracefully.. when throwing yerself out of a mold would be advantageous…. Previous losers…I mean applicants… need not re-apply…..
Write in the first instance…. Or get yer mum/girlfriend/sister to write if ya struggle… to “Gav’s Happy Boat Building Company”…

[Gav]

well its the first time i have seen anyone fall out of a hard boat while its still being layed up!!

[Jono]

Originally posted by Gav
well its the first time i have seen anyone fall out of a hard boat while its still being layed up!!

...and Ol' Ginger Nuts reckons RIBS are prone to ejecting people......

[Captain Chaos]

Originally posted by Jono
WANTED…New part-time tea boy…... blah blah blah

That usless bellend would be better orf employing a secretary or 'project manager' all the rest of the stuff, like washing up, makin' brew and falling over.............. he can manage himself!

[MrRob]

What you sayin?

[Tony Davis]

I wouldn't mind a crack at that job, how often would i have to make the tea?

[Captain Chaos]

I'm not sure exactly how often you have to make the tea.............. but I know 'Squecky Mouldings' get through more PG tips than they do resin & matt

[divertom]

I know a page 3 girl that may be interested in the job. She's a maid by traid so I suppose you'd call her a Tea's Maid........