Wanted - Wife

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by terminator
{Gone fishin, for a wife}

stikk wiv wot yew no tirmite. orlbeeit inn de fkin moderashun. wee downt wont yew too gow blynd.

duz enyboddy no wy wimmin av leggs

gArf

[Jon Fuller]

[Ice Kiddie]

Uh Oh... I think there's a politically incorrect punchline coming....

garf, you need to to put it out of the reach of the BM Witch!

Originally posted by terminator
Why is the Ice Kiddies boat facing west when we are going to little Hampton on Sunday ?

Honestly Termie, we've plenty of time before Sunday!

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
T. had a look around Pompey today .............

but nothing...

wy downt hee doo wot dat fredd ellyot didd an by a wyfe fromm de fkin tyaland i saiy by a wyfe fromm de fkin tyaland . forr nott mucch dossh yew gett a slannty iyed likkul troolop hoo cann scrach hir hed wiv hir townales i saiy scrach hir hed wiv hir townales

gArf

[jackeen's Missus]

I shouldn't be laughing I say I shouldn't be laughing

Missus

[Louise]

Ah, go on, go on, go on. I say, ah, go on, go on, go on.

[jackeen's Missus]

I say

Missus

[Louise]

Just out of interest, gArfie, where was Mrs gArfish lucky enough to meet you?

[The gArfish]

Originally posted by Mrs Nobber
where was Mrs gArfish lucky enough to meet you?

i mett de luvly mississ g att a fkin bulterier fite. hir dogg ett myne an dat waz itt . luv att furst site. dat bastud dogg az bin tryin too eet mee evver sinse

gArf

[Louise]

Aww. How romantic! Can anyone beat this for romance? C'mon Matt, you're a bit of a romantic. And Missus must have had some romantic gestures from Jackeen. And I reckon JF's a real softie at heart.

[jackeen's Missus]

King of the romantic gesture my Paul...



Missus

[Louise]

C'mon then, tell all. Give the fellas something to aspire to. Goodness knows, Ice Kiddie needs to find some inspiration from somewhere. He's far too practical!

[jackeens mistress]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
King of the romantic gesture my Paul..

I quite agree, Katy

[jackeen's Missus]

Originally posted by jackeens mistress
I quite agree, Katy

Hey I thought you'd found paid employment elsewhere!!!

Missus

Mrs. N....Kindness is the only thing that matters....ever....

(But I still have my blue book!!!)

[Missus's Toyboy]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus
King of the romantic gesture my Paul...



Missus

And I thought that I was that for you.

[Louise]

I'm shocked, Missus. The Blue Nun's got a heck of a lot of explaining to do!!

[jackeen's Missus]

On re-reading this bit I thought things might be misconstrued so I will clarify matters...

1) Jackeen's Mistress is suffering from unrequited love

2) My Blue Book contains notes on planning a wedding if any of the forumites want to make things legal...

3) As previously stated...I haven't the ability, yoof, organisational skills or energy to keep a 'toyboy' (Jackeen being my No 1 always)...but I am tremendously fond of all of you ... and will always be up for a spin in your lovely boats (don't like to rule out all options!!! )

Missus senti - mental

[Rogue Wave]

Originally posted by jackeen's Missus

1) Jackeen's Mistress is suffering from unrequited love

Wasn't that a song by 'Love affair'

[S.Martarse]

Originally posted by rowg waiv
Wasn't that a song by 'Love affair'

I think you will find that was the everso great and poptastic 'everlasting love' mate

[S.Martarse]

Thanks Jaqueline, most kind mate, in a greet-tastic sorta way. great, super, knockout mate.