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Old 07-12-2009, 03:07 PM   #1
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Where's the Infamous Joke Thread Gone ??

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN


WOMAN'S DIARY

12 July 2008 Saturday

Saw him in the evening and he was acting really strangely. I'd been shopping in the afternoon with the girls and was a bit late meeting him, thought it might be that.

The bar was really crowded and loud, so I suggested we go somewhere quieter. He was still very subdued and distracted so I suggested we went somewhere nice to eat.

All through dinner he just didn't seem himself - he hardly laughed didn't seem to be paying any attention to me or to what I was saying, I just knew that something was wrong.

He dropped me back home and I wondered if he was going to come in, He hesitated but followed. I asked him what was wrong, but he just half shook his head and turned the television on.

After about ten minutes of silence I said that I was going upstairs to bed, I put my arms around him and told him that I loved him deeply, He just gave a sigh and a sad sort of smile. He didn't follow me up immediately but came up later and, to my surprise, we made love - but he still seemed distant and a bit cold.

I cried myself to sleep - I think he's planning to leave me - maybe he's found someone else.


MAN'S DIARY

Saturday 12 July

Went Racing today and was crap - Gutted. Got a shag though.
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Old 07-12-2009, 03:10 PM   #2
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Where's it gone...

Reckon the styrene must be getting to you! you should spend less time in Kittens workshop.

Answer, where it's always been.

http://boatmad.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3658
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