why beer is better than women
1/ you can enjoy beer all month long
2/beer stains wash out
3/you dont have to wine and dine a beer
4/your beer will always wait patiently while you play football
5/when your beer goes flat you toss it out
6/beer is never late
7/hangovers go away
8/a beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer
9/beer labels come off without a fight
10/when you go to the pub, you know you can always pick up a beer
11/beer never has a headache
12/after you've had a beer the bottle is still worth a dime
13/a beer wont get upset when you come home and have a another beer on your breath
14/if you pour a beer right you'll always get good head
15/you can have more than one beer a night and not feel guilty
16/a beer always goes down easy
17/you can share a beer with friends
18/you always know when you're the first to pop a beer
19/beer is always wet
20/beer doesn't demand equality
21/you can have a beer in public
22/a beer doesn't care when you come home
23/a frigid beer is a good beer
24/you dont have to wash a beer before it tastes good
25/if you change beers you dont have to pay alimony
My favourites have got to be 14 and 24.
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