wimmins tites

The gArfish · 06-02-2005, 07:56 PM

ow menny animuls arr der inn a pare ov wimmins tites

wan pussey
wan beever
lotts ov fkin haires
wan asss
too carves
de ocashunul cokk

ohh ann a ded fissh dat noe fkker cann fynd

gArf

roofer · 06-02-2005, 09:50 PM

garf you crack me up

Ginger Minge · 08-02-2005, 10:17 PM

Rogue Wave · 11-02-2005, 04:44 AM

I think you'll often find something ferretting about as well sometimes it's a thrush!

Ben · 11-02-2005, 07:10 PM

Not to mention the occasional clam disguised with a beard.

Matt · 11-02-2005, 07:29 PM

That would be the occasional bearded clam then

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Originally posted by Ben
Not to mention the occasional clam disguised with a beard.

Jon Fuller · 11-02-2005, 07:45 PM

"There's nothing tastier than a bearded Clam"

Nice strapline!

Jon · 11-02-2005, 09:21 PM

Also the occasional "camel foot" and or "Rib".

Gav · 11-02-2005, 09:56 PM

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Originally posted by R-Don
Also the occasional "camel foot" and or "Rib".

mmmm i like the odd Homo too!

Jon · 11-02-2005, 11:45 PM

Your a Bad "Muddy Funster" Gav.

Gav · 11-02-2005, 11:46 PM

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Originally posted by R-Don
Your a Bad "Muddy Funster" Gav.

i,m suprised thats not been moderated

Jon · 12-02-2005, 12:01 AM

So am i!

But then again, i find it moderatly interesting.

Gav · 12-02-2005, 12:06 AM

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Originally posted by R-Don
So am i!

But then again, i find it moderatly interesting.

well i was doing some research into the bone structure of camels feet and this is what google returned

Honest!

Jon · 12-02-2005, 07:18 AM

Besides the Animals, here are some other things you are likely to find in womens tights:

Ten Toes
Toe Fungus
A little man in a boat (Rib)
A Chocolate Starfish
Bank Robbers
Knobbly Knees
"Bridget Jones" style Pants
And Ladders.

Rogue Wave · 12-02-2005, 09:15 PM

Does anybody know if women follow through?

Jon · 12-02-2005, 11:50 PM

I guess they do, they just aint gonna tell you are they.

I believe that most women lose control of their bladders after childbirth. This is where the saying "I pissed meself laughing" comes from.

Then if that aint bad enough, some of em suffer from a "prolapsed womb" later in life! The old inverted V**ina syndrome!

The old girls get a pretty shit time of it all if you think about it, so its probably best not too.

Nah, really, its the least we Gents can do to share our love of boats with them.

Rogue Wave · 13-02-2005, 06:04 PM

Looks like Ginger Mi9nge has a lot to look forward to then?

Apart from Ginger is anybody else going to this?

http://www.rib.net/forum/showthread.php?t=8499&page=4

Jon · 13-02-2005, 06:09 PM

What with a load of "Pompey Scummers", you must be joking.

Gav · 13-02-2005, 07:56 PM

mr fuller yr a naughty man!

Jon Fuller · 13-02-2005, 09:54 PM

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Originally posted by Gav
mr fuller yr a naughty man!

What have I done now?