To the emotianlly mature it's fairly obvious that I didn't take kindly to being called a 'fkkn hipocrit' in the first instance and tried to leave this forum with some grace but you are making it difficult for me!.
I have in mind something a little more painful than water pistols at dawn but pistols at dawn would be just fkkn fine by me !
The game of knuckles involves standing toe to toe and whacking each others hands until one party gives in. It's a simple test of reflex, determination, character and pain management.
You are a lot youger than me , a lot taller than me and you seem better put together and obviously so much more quick witted so it should be an easy victory for you
so why don't we have a little wager of a quid a hit paid by the overall loser ( he that cries enough after a minimum of 100 hits!). Any money raised would obviously go to a charity and it would be fun to do at the Boatmad Video Night cos we can get some side bets going.
Alternatively you can apologise but it would be much more fun if you didn't! Your call!