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12-03-2005, 10:22 PM
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numbskull
Country: United Kingdom
Location: South
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Breaking news!
Man thrown from boat in Solent!
Police believe one 'Mr gArfish', may have been testing his new Ribba Flickin Machine.
The Casualty, Mr Stuart Hopkins, AKA 'Borldscratcher' was thrown from a small unstable craft thought to be a Gemini rib, questions are always being asked about the safety of these flimsy craft within the highly professional hardboat community.
source CNN
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12-03-2005, 10:56 PM
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is this for real ??????? 
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12-03-2005, 11:19 PM
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numbskull
Country: United Kingdom
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Well, I didn't really hear it on CNN
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12-03-2005, 11:29 PM
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Registered User
Country: Wales
Location: Southampton
Occupation: boat driver/Instructor
Interests: boats , laughing and music
Boat name: Dyna Mo Humm
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On the advice of my liable lawyers I cannot comment other than to say it was coldish and I could help thinking of you JF, oh for a quilted set of Dickies.
Unfotunately matter were made worse by the fact the driver of the boat was enjoying the extra 10 knots my ejaculation gave him and it took him 3.95 minures to come back for me
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12-03-2005, 11:32 PM
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numbskull
Country: United Kingdom
Location: South
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Quote:
Originally posted by Borldscratcher
Unfotunately matters were made worse by the fact the driver of the boat was enjoying the extra 10 knots my ejaculation gave him!
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fruedian slip there Borldi? 
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12-03-2005, 11:35 PM
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Registered User
Country: Wales
Location: Southampton
Occupation: boat driver/Instructor
Interests: boats , laughing and music
Boat name: Dyna Mo Humm
Boat make: Avon Searider 8.4mmmm
Engines: Cat 4216 450hp
Cruising area: Solent
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Quote:
Originally posted by Jonny
fruedian slip there Borldi?
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well you know how a bit of the rough stuff turns us ribbers on!
However I have to liken the experience more to going than coming!
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12-03-2005, 11:38 PM
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numbskull
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I bet it was fkkn cold wunnit?
Did you find the oul woolie jumper helped much? 
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12-03-2005, 11:51 PM
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Registered User
Country: Wales
Location: Southampton
Occupation: boat driver/Instructor
Interests: boats , laughing and music
Boat name: Dyna Mo Humm
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Engines: Cat 4216 450hp
Cruising area: Solent
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It wasn't too bad I have after all built up a layer of blubber specificaly to help combat these situations. The real irony is that I was probably the only person on the whole outing not wearing a dry suit.
By the way the giant of the boat forum world Mr Kinnit has got a great bit of portable consumer electronics re. his own speed gun!
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13-03-2005, 12:54 AM
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Senior Member
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Re: Breaking news!
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Originally posted by Jonny
Police believe one 'Mr gArfish', may have been testing his new Ribba Flickin Machine.
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yus i av claymed mi furst viktim ov de seezon. fuk mee de nobbur wennt abowt 50 fut upp inn de fkin ayr an iz arrms waz gowin lyke fkin winmills onn de waiy dowen
i fink dis wil bee mi besstist evver seezon
gArf
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13-03-2005, 10:27 AM
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oh dear what a feck up! just goes to show you that these rib things are dangerous  mind you i have been told the scratcher is a premature ejakulater what you need is a nice hard boat where you actually sit in your seat instead of standing to attention like captain bleedin birdseye 
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13-03-2005, 10:38 AM
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Registered User
Country: Job Centre
Location: In a box
Occupation: Chaos's gofer
Interests: Skiving
Boat make: Spectre 30
Engines: 2 x Promax 225
Cruising area: In the bath
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You nob, call yourself a boat builder! Everyone knows "jockey" seats are best, (I read that on fibnet) but perhaps Stu should stick to the flat rather than trying for the hurdles!
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13-03-2005, 10:47 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tony Davis
You nob, call yourself a boat builder! Everyone knows "jockey" seats are best, (I read that on fibnet) but perhaps Stu should stick to the flat rather than trying for the hurdles!
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Fkkin Nob jockey seats!
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13-03-2005, 08:14 PM
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Chief C*nt!
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Originally posted by Tony Davis perhaps Stu should stick to the flat rather than trying for the hurdles!
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It was flat -- like a fckn mill pond!
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14-03-2005, 12:01 AM
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Quote:
Originally posted by Johnny Rocket
It was flat -- like a fckn mill pond!
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Was over in Poole too!!!
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14-03-2005, 09:46 AM
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Senior Member
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Quote:
Originally posted by Gav
Fkkin Nob jockey seats!
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Reminds me - I was dealing with one of my foreign customers recently, whose English was not that good.
Talking about lay-outs for RIBs and he kept talking about 'Horse seats' - took me a while to realise he meant jockey seats!
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14-03-2005, 07:29 PM
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Registered User
Country: Job Centre
Location: In a box
Occupation: Chaos's gofer
Interests: Skiving
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Quote:
Originally posted by Johnny Rocket
It was flat -- like a fckn mill pond!
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Yeh, and in Alderholt! Like a pond!
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14-03-2005, 07:51 PM
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Registered User
Country: Wales
Location: Southampton
Occupation: boat driver/Instructor
Interests: boats , laughing and music
Boat name: Dyna Mo Humm
Boat make: Avon Searider 8.4mmmm
Engines: Cat 4216 450hp
Cruising area: Solent
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Is that where the garden cat lives
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14-03-2005, 07:55 PM
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Registered User
Country: Job Centre
Location: In a box
Occupation: Chaos's gofer
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Yeh, if you look carefully, you can see it in the background, just left of centre.
I'm going to buy a water pistol, as I've got 3 of the feckers now!
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14-03-2005, 08:05 PM
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numbskull
Country: United Kingdom
Location: South
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Boat name: Leviathan
Boat make: Phantom 28
Cruising area: South Coast
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Quote:
Originally posted by Tony Davis
Yeh, if you look carefully, you can see it in the background, just left of centre.
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Ere, is that smoke I can see, or is it just wishful thinking
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14-03-2005, 08:18 PM
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The Doc
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Tony, You never showed me the "cultured bit of ya garden".
Gotta be frank mate...........theres seriousely more chance of me getting a motor, than there ever is of you getting the fkin garden cat going!
BTW....gotta cat problem? by a 4ft mouse.........or av i got that wrong somewhere?
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